Both were duds at the summertime box office, but do either films give you a reason to trek ‘em down at your neighborhood repository theaters?
Double Review: Shaft / Annablle Comes Home (2019)
Sunday, August 18, 2019
Saturday, August 17, 2019
LIVE(ish) Round-By-Round Coverage of UFC 241: Cormier vs. Miocic 2!
Can’t catch tonight’s latest and greatest PPV spectacular, for whatever reason? No problem, Holmes — our ongoing play-by-play will keep you abreast of the MMA action ALL NIGHT LONG.
Friday, August 16, 2019
I Tried the TMNT Shell Shock Surprise Ice Cream!
It’s totally radical and tubular — but mostly, it’s just vanilla ice cream dyed a different color.
Thursday, August 15, 2019
Netflix Review — Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling (2019)
Despite the flagrant pro-trans message, this is one wholly unnecessary ‘90s nostalgia cashgrab that actually has more things going for it than working against it.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019
I Tried AMC Theatres’ Spider-Man Flavored Popcorn!
Let’s just say all of that artificial red and blue dye leads to you dropping some Green Goblins of your own, alright ...
Saturday, August 10, 2019
Revisiting WWF SummerSlam 1988!
Taking a fond look back at the very first PPV spectacular from 31 freakin’ years ago!
The 50 Greatest TurboGrafix16/PC Engine-CD Games of All-Time! (Part Two: #040-#031)
Part two of a special FIVE INSTALLMENT series counting down the best NEC’s cult classic console had to offer!
Wednesday, August 7, 2019
Ten Awesome Metal Albums From The 2000s (That You Should Definitely Listen To)
From Bloodbath to Scar Symmetry, a fond look back at a handful of somewhat underappreciated CDs from the aughties that are WELL worth revisiting today ...
Sunday, August 4, 2019
The 50 Greatest TurboGrafix16/PC Engine-CD Games of All-Time! (Part One: #050-#041)
Part one of a special FIVE INSTALLMENT series counting down the best NEC’s cult classic console had to offer!
Why Democrats REALLY Want Open Borders
Libs’ pro-immigration politics has nothing to do with altruism and EVERYTHING to do with the Almighty Dollar
Saturday, August 3, 2019
It's Time To Talk About "The R-Word"
Or, why the euphemism “neurodiverse” is WAY more offensive than the dreaded term “retarded”
Friday, August 2, 2019
COIN-OP REVIEW: Hook (1992)
Did you know the guys behind R-Type and Image Fight also gave us the ONLY Final Fight wannabe starring Robin Williams to ever make its way into an arcade?
Tuesday, July 30, 2019
A Tribute to Five TV Commercial MILFs
An ode to the advertising eye candy that’s DEFINITELY catering to the fetishistic mom-core crowd ...
Monday, July 29, 2019
Four Conspiracy Theories Concerning State Farm’s “She-Shed” Commercial
Insurance fraud, spousal jealousy, a hate crime or divine wrath — what REALLY caused Sheryl’s structure to go up in flames?
Sunday, July 28, 2019
I Tried Burger King’s Crispy Taco …
… and I didn’t hate it. That much.
Wednesday, July 24, 2019
The Greatest Matches Of All-Time: Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Kenta Kobashi (January 20,1997)
According to the IWC hivemind, it’s the single greatest rasslin match of all-time — but what makes it stand out from the million-billion other great Misawa/Kobashi matches out there?
The KFC Cheetos Sandwich is Proof Capitalism WORKS
Remember: without a truly free market, $6 Cheetos-topped chicken sandwiches are an impossibility
Monday, July 22, 2019
The Essential Summer Games of the Sega Genesis
Sunshine, 16-bit graphics and glorious, glorious Yamaha YM2612 music … what more could you ask for?
Saturday, July 20, 2019
Ten Amazing Finds from the 2019 Dixie Highway 90-Mile Yardsale!
Folks, you wouldn't believe the kind of stuff they're selling second-hand down in the Deep South ...
Monday, July 15, 2019
The Non-Communist’s Guide to the 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates
A quick and-to-the-point overview of all 24 presidential candidates from the left of the aisle … from the perspective of a non-Maoist millennial.
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