Monday, April 6, 2020

Revisiting That AWFUL “Generation X” TV-Movie from 1996!

Whenever New Mutants gets released, odds are, it’ll probably be better than this colossal Fox television misfire

Revisiting ECW Hardcore Heaven 2000!

Can you believe that even in its dying days, Extreme Championship Wrestling was still capable of putting on a PPV that outdrew this year’s WrestleMania 3,400-fold?

“Onita Atsushi FMW” on the Super Famicom!

Without a doubt the WEIRDEST 16-bit wrestling video game of all-time … but is it actually worth going out of your way to experience?

MS-DOS Review: “WWF European Rampage Tour” (1992)

If it isn’t the worst WWF game of the early 1990s, by golly, it’s cutting it *real* close

Revisiting FMW Texas Street Fight from 1990!

Come to watch a bunch of old, fat Japanese dudes beat the living shit out of each other — but stay for the surprisingly entertaining faux kung-fu exhibitions featuring Jimmy Del Ray

Revisiting Pride FC 8 From 1999!

Featuring Frank Trigg actually looking intimidating, Igor Vovchanchyn landing a knockout for the ages and the unofficial birth of The Gracie Hunter!

Double Review: “The Hunt” / “Bloodshot” (2020)

Trust me — these two movies are so bad, you’d PREFER catching the coronavirus at your local cineplex than actually having to watch them

I Tried Wendy’s Breakfast Baconator!

Because living in a soft-totalitarian state is no excuse for not starting the morning off with a hearty sausage sandwich meal, am I right?

THE SAUSAGE OF THE MONTH CLUB — Aidells’ Pineapple and Bacon Chicken Sausage (March 2020)

The best chicken sausage available on the market? It very well could be, actually

I Tried Hardee’s New Big Fried Cheese Angus Thickburger

You’ve heard of the BBC — but are you ready for the BFC?

The Top 25 Games of the 2019-2020 NFL Season

Ranking the most thrilling, chilling and exhilarating pro football games of the National Football League campaign that just was!

B-Movie Review: Angry Video Game Nerd The Movie (2014)

Is the notorious straight-to-streaming passion project REALLY as bad as everybody makes it out to be?

B-Movie Review: “The New Kids” (1985)

How do you possibly follow up Friday the 13th? How about a teen vigilante movie about James Spader trying to rape Aunt Becky from Full House in a Santa-themed amusment park in South Florida?

Ten Random Rasslin’ Match Reviews from 2019!

From overrated shoot-style snoozers from Europe to meat-and-potatoes concussion-a-thons from Japan, we take an in-depth gander at some bouts from last year you probably haven’t seen (but the IWC keeps telling you are really great, naturally)