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By: Jimbo X
Join The Internet Is In America on Sunday, Oct. 23, for our LIVE play-by-play (well, more like possession-by-possession, but that shit is deathly for SEO) coverage of week 7's Raiders vs. Jaguars game. The shenanigans begin at 1 p.m. eastern time (with updates every commercial break) so be sure to bookmark this shit before kickoff. And as always, do us and yourselves a kindness and let all your fellow Raiders fans know what we're up to by posting links to our coverage on your social media pages. Hey, we're all in this together, remember (#silverandblacklivesmatter)...12:26 p.m. - Vegas has the Jags as a -2 favorite, with the over/under set at 47.
12:27 p.m. - No major scratches for either team heading into the 1 p.m. kickoff. Offensively, the Raiders are outyarding the Jags rushing and passing this season. The Jags average 20.2 points per game while the Raiders average 25.3 points per contest.
12:29 p.m. - The Jags are riding a two game winning streak. Meanwhile, the Raiders have an opportunity to go 4-0 on the road for the first time since 2000.
12:53 p.m. - Trent Green and Greg Gumbel are calling the action today. They remind us that the last time the Raiders had a winning season, Derek Carr was only 11-years-old.
12:54 p.m. - Jacksonville leads the all-time regular season series 4-3.
1:01 p.m. - It's the first game back in Jacksonville since JDR left the team a few years back. The Raiders are set to receive first.
1:02 p.m. - Touchback for Oakland. Raiders take over at their own 25.
1:03 p.m. - Washington gets about five, maybe six on the first down run.
1:04 p.m. - Second and four. Washington the lone back. He gets smacked behind the line for a two-yard loss.
1:04 p.m. - Third and six. Carr tosses the ball away. Here comes the punting unit.
1:05 p.m. - The Jags' return man goes down at the 20-yard line.
1:06 p.m. - Bortles pressured, almost intercepted on the throw.
1:06 p.m. - Second and 10. Yeldon gets maybe two, three yards on the run.
1:07 p.m. - Third and eight. And Allen Robinson cannot hold on to the pass. Time to punt.
1:08 p.m. - Jalen Richard the return man. He goes down at the OAK 30.
1:11 p.m. - Rivera picks up a new set of downs on a running throw. Flag down.
1:11 p.m. - Offsides against Jacksonville. Raiders decline.
1:12 p.m. - Crabtree isn't even looking on first down.
1:12 p.m. - Second and 10. Seth Roberts gets a couple on the pick up.
1:13 p.m. - Third and seven. And Crabtree gets enough to move the chains as Carr evades a blitz.
1:13 p.m - Flags everywhere. Neutral zone infraction against the Jags gives the Raiders a shortened set of downs.
1:14 p.m. - First and five. Seth Roberts WIDE open for a good 30 yard gain.
1:15 p.m. - First and 10. Murray with a five yard run.
1:15 p.m. - Second and five in the red zone. Carr throws it away.
1:16 p.m. - Third and five. Incomplete pass to Walford.
1:16 p.m. - Sea-bass comes out. The 26-yard field goal is good. The Raiders go up 3-0 with nine minutes left in the first quarter.
1:19 p.m. - The Jags' return man goes down at the 30 yard line.
1:19 p.m. - Ivory gets maybe a yard on the first down run.
1:20 p.m. - The receiver gets about nine yards, but flags are all over the place.
1:21 p.m. - Holding against the Raiders, so the Jags get some free yardage.
1:21 p.m. - Ivory with a five yard run, but it looks like he may have coughed up the ball.
1:22 p.m. - Jacksonville maintains possession. Second and four. Yeldon gobbled up at the line.
1:23 p.m. - Third and three. And what the fuck, the CBS feed just switched to the Indianapolis vs. Tennessee feed!
1:24 p.m. - Well, apparently, Bortles got a lot of yardage. A 17-yard run.
1:26 p.m. - Second and 10. Bortles with a another big run, maybe enough to pick up a new set of downs.
1:27 p.m. - First and 10 at the OAK 20. And Bortles gets SACKED by Bruce Irvin.
1:27 p.m. - Second and 10. The receiver barely makes it past the line of scrimmage.
1:28 p.m. - Third and seven. The Jags take a timeout.
1:29 p.m. - The pass is intercepted by David Amerson in the end zone!
1:32 p.m. - Raiders at their own 20. Crabtree gets about three on first down.
1:33 p.m. - Second and seven. Murray drives it up the gut for a short gain.
1:33 p.m. - Third and four. And Crabtree reels it in for a new set of downs.
1:34 p.m. - First and ten. Murray with about five, possibly six on the run.
1:34 p.m. - Second and five. Murray with a three yard run. Flags down.
1:35 p.m. - Neutral zone infraction against Jacksonville.
1:35 p.m. - First and ten at the OAK 40. Another run up the gut from Murray, for about two yards.
1:36 p.m. - Second and eight. Cooper with just a few yards on the catch.
1:37 p.m. - Third and five. Crabtree can't hold on to the rock. Raiders gotta' punt.
1:38 p.m. - The Jags muff the ball on the return and Oakland gets it back within the Jacksonville 20!
1:38 p.m. - Incomplete pass on first down.
1:40 p.m. - Jamize O takes it to the JAX 14 and that's the end of the first quarter.
1:42 p.m. - Third and seven. Seth Roberts can't reel it in, so here comes Sea-bass.
1:43 p.m. - A 32-yard attempt. It's good. Raiders go up 6-0.
1:47 p.m. - Judges reset the game clock to 14:52. Sea-bass re-kicks it.
1:48 p.m. - The Jags' return man goes out at the 20. Penalty marker is down.
1:48 p.m. - Offsides on the Raiders and they have to kick the ball AGAIN.
1:49 p.m. - The Jags take a knee so they'll take over at their own 25.
1:51 p.m. - Allen Robinson can't reel it in but penalty flags are everywhere.
1:52 p.m. - Pass interference against David Amerson.
1:53 p.m. - Ivory pushed out of bounds at the OAK 10.
1:54 p.m. - A 43-yard run.
1:54 p.m. - First and goal. Ivory hit behind the line.
1:54 p.m. - Second and goal. The Raiders take a timeout.
1:55 p.m. - Robinson overthrown.
1:55 p.m. - Third down. Robinson with a couple of yards, but nowhere close to smacking pay dirt. Here comes the field goal unit.
1:56 p.m. - The 23-yard attempt is good. It's 6-3, Raiders.
1:58 p.m. - Jalen Richard in the backfield. He takes a knee, so the Raiders will begin at the 25 yard line.
1:59 p.m. - Johnny Holton with a good 29-yard run on first down.
2:00 p.m. - Washington with about a five yard run.
2:00 p.m. - Murray gets more than enough to move the chains.
2:01 p.m. - Washington with a five-yard reception.
2:02 p.m. - Second and four. Washington barely gets a yard on the run.
2:02 p.m. - Raiders at the JAX 25. Third and four.
2:03 p.m. - And Jamize O. gets enough to pick up the new set of downs.
2:03 p.m. - At the JAX 18. Murray takes it down to the 12.
2:04 p.m. - Second and four. Murray gets maybe a yard.
2:05 p.m. - Third and two. And Crabtree takes it down to the five.
2:06 p.m. - First and goal. Jamize O. drives down to the three, maybe the two.
2:06 p.m. - Second and goal. And Murray runs it down the middle for the score!
2:07 p.m. - And Sea-bass is automatic. The Raiders now lead it, 13-3.
2:10 p.m. - The Jags take a knee. They'll begin their next drive at their own 25.
2:12 p.m. - Bortles under pressure and he has to throw it away.
2:13 p.m. - Yeldon gets enough to pick up the first down.
2:13 p.m. - The receiver is underthrown and the pass is almost picked off.
2:14 p.m. - Second and 10. Thomas with a seven yard pick up.
2:14 p.m. - Third and three. The Raiders call a timeout.
2:17 p.m. - The receiver gets a huge 38-yard pickup. Jags deep in Raiders' territory now.
2:18 p.m. - Second and eight. Thomas bows out about five yards shy of the first down marker.
2:19 p.m. - Third and four. Flags down as Bortles runs for the first down.
2:20 p.m. - And that puts the Jags back ten yards.
2:20 p.m. - Third and 14. And that takes us down to the two minute warning.
2:23 p.m. - And Bortles tosses it out of the end zone with the Raiders blitzing.
2:23 p.m. - The field goal attempt is good. Raiders still lead, 13-6.
2:25 p.m. - Touchback, so the Raiders will begin at the 25 yard line.
2:26 p.m. - Crabtree gets about five on the pick-up.
2:26 p.m. - Second and four. And Murray reels it in for a new set of downs.
2:27 p.m. - Murray bobbles the catch.
2:27 p.m. - Second and 10. Murray takes it to the OAK 42.
2:28 p.m. - Third and five. AND CRABTREE HAULS IT IN DOWN TO THE 10 YARD LINE!
2:28 p.m. - The Raiders take a timeout.
2:29 p.m. - First and goal. Twenty five seconds left in the half.
2:30 p.m. - Roberts ruled out of bounds in the corner of the end zone.
2:30 p.m. - Second and goal. Cooper can't reel it in, but there is a flag down.
2:31 p.m. - And they pick the yellow hanky back up.
2:31 p.m. - Third and goal. TOUCHDOWN MICHAEL CRABTREE!
2:32 p.m. - And Crabtree gets a 15-yard penalty for the old Chris Benoit throat slashing gesture.
2:33 p.m. - Sea-bass is automatic. Raiders lead 20-6. Actually, Crabtree got the personal foul call for simply putting his thumb to his throat. I am NOT bullshitting you, folks.
2:35 p.m. - Four seconds left in the half. And the Jags take a knee.
2:35 p.m. - The Raiders pretty much running away with this one. Oakland has 237 yards to Jacksonville's 151. Oakland is outyarding the Jags aerially 153 to 57, but believe it or not, the Jags still lead the Raiders in terms of rushing yardage, 94 to 84.
2:50 p.m. - Jags with possession to begin the second half. Second and nine.
2:51 p.m. - Bortles gets about seven on a run.
2:52 p.m. - Third and four. Chris Ivory cannot reel it in. Here comes the field goal unit.
2:53 p.m. - The kicker makes it. Oakland still leads, 20-9.
2:54 p.m. - The Raiders will begin the next possession at their own 25.
2:55 p.m. - Cooper with about seven yards on first down.
2:56 p.m. - A Jaguar defender is down on the turf.
2:58 p.m. - Second and four. And Murray gets more than enough for the first down.
2:59 p.m. - Carr scrambles for about five yards.
3:00 p.m. - Second and five. Murray goes down at the line.
3:00 p.m. - Third and seven. Incomplete to Seth Roberts. Raiders have to punt.
3:01 p.m. - And the Jags will start the next drive at their own 7.
3:04 p.m. - Allen Robinson can't hang on.
3:04 p.m. - Second and 10. The receiver gets dropped around the line of scrimmage.
3:05 p.m. - Third and 10. DJ Hayden with the sack!
3:06 p.m. - And a holding call against Jacksonville. Jags have to punt it away.
3:06 p.m. - Richard goes down at the OAK 42. About eight minutes left in the third quarter.
3:09 p.m. - Incomplete to Roberts on the running pass.
3:09 p.m. - Second and 10. Carr with about a two yard scramble.
3:10 p.m. - Third and nine.
3:10 p.m. - And Amari Cooper picks up the midfield pass to move the chains.
3:10 p.m. - Flags down. Ten yard penalty against the Raiders for holding.
3:11 p.m. - Third and 19. Roberts overthrown.
3:12 p.m. - Raiders punting. Penalty flags are already down.
3:12 p.m. - False start call against Oakland puts them back another five yards.
3:12 p.m. - The kick return man goes down at the 23. There are flags down.
3:13 p.m. - Holding call against Jacksonville.
3:14 p.m. - Jacksonville pinned back at their own five. Yeldon with barely anything on first down.
3:14 p.m. - Second and eight. Yeldon steps out of bounds about four yards shy of the first down marker.
3:15 p.m. - Third and four. AND KHALIL MACK WITH THE SACK!
3:16 p.m. - Jaguars punt. The Raiders will begin the next drive at the JAX 37.
3:19 p.m. - Flags down. Offsides against Jacksonville makes it first and five for the Raiders.
3:19 p.m. - Washington runs down the middle to move the chains.
3:20 p.m. - First and ten. Holton dropped in the backfield for nearly a five yard loss.
3:21 p.m. - Second and 14. Washington bobbles it.
3:21 p.m. - Third and 14. Roberts makes it to the 26-yard line. Here comes Sea-Bass.
3:22 p.m. - A 44-yard attempt. And it's good. Raiders extend their lead to 23-9.
3:23 p.m. - Touchback, so the Jags will begin at their own 25.
3:24 p.m. - Bortles nearly sacked on a shuttle pass. Amazingly, the Jags manage to turn it into a three yard gain.
3:25 p.m. - Third and five. Penalty markers down.
3:26 p.m. - And it is a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty against Jacksonville.
3:27 p.m. - Third and 20. Rashad Green dropped at the 20-yard line.
3:28 p.m. - Richard runs it all the way down to the JAX 20. Flags EVERYWHERE.
3:29 p.m. - A major holding call pushes the Raiders way back to where Richard originally caught the ball.
3:30 p.m. - And that's it for the third quarter.
3:33 p.m. - Second and 10 at the OAK 28. Richard with maybe one on the catch.
3:33 p.m. - Third and 10. Roughing the passer call gives the Raiders 15 free yards.
3:34 p.m. - An Malik Jackson commits ANOTHER 15 yard penalty for cursing at the ref.
3:35 p.m. - Raiders at the JAX 42 now.
3:36 p.m. - Cooper with a yard on the catch.
3:36 p.m. - Second and nine. Richard fights for about two yards.
3:37 p.m. - Third and eight. Crabtree hauls it in, but it is probably a yard shy of moving the sticks.
3:38 p.m. - Here comes Sea-Bass. A 52-yard attempt. He's good. Raiders now lead it 26-9 with 11 minutes left in the fourth.
3:40 p.m. - Malik Jackson gets ANOTHER personal foul so he's ejected.
3:41 p.m. - The Jags' receiver is taken down at the 13 yard line.
3:41 p.m. - Lee picks up enough on the slant to move the chains.
3:42 p.m. - The receiver a good yard shy of a new set of downs.
3:43 p.m. - Bortles nearly intercepted on an incompletion.
3:43 p.m. - Second and 10. Bortles scrambles. Two flags down. Holding on the offense, personal foul on the defense, so the penalties offset each other.
3:44 p.m. - Second and 10. Allen Robinson down to the JAX 40.
3:45 p.m. - Third and six. Allen Hurns can't reel it in, and the punting unit is out again.
3:45 p.m. - Richard takes the kick-off to the OAK 30.
3:47 p.m. - Murray with a six, maybe even seven yard run.
3:49 p.m. - Second and three. The back is swarmed behind the line.
3:50 p.m. - Third and seven. Osemele is walking off the field. Murray gets hit behind the line on a throw. Raiders have to punt.
3:51 p.m. - The Jags' return man goes down around the JAX 15. About seven minutes left in the fourth quarter.
3:56 p.m. - Intentional grounding call against Bortles. JAX at their own 45.
3:57 p.m. - Another incompletion from Bortles.
3:57 p.m. - Second and 10. The refs add a few seconds to the game clock.
3:58 p.m. - Bortles throws it away on a blitz.
3:58 p.m. - Third and 10. The Jaguars manage to convert.
3:59 p.m. - Hurns overthrown.
4:00 p.m. - Bortles gets tripped up behind the line. And there is a holding call against the offense.
|...this pretty much tells you everything you need to know about today's game.|
4:00 p.m. - Second and 20. More flags. False start against the offense.
4:01 p.m. - Second and 25. And Bortles connects to move the Jags into the red zone.
4:02 p.m. - The Jags reel it in the end zone, but there is a flag down.
4:03 p.m. - Offsides against the Raiders. The kick is good. And that makes it 26-16, Raiders, with four minutes left in the game.
4:06 p.m. - The game clock is reset and the Raiders take a timeout.
4:07 p.m. - The onside kick goes out of bounds. And the Raiders get flagged.
4:08 p.m. - It is against Jacksonville. The Raiders take over at midfield.
4:09 p.m. - Murray with about three yards on a run up the gut.
4:10 p.m. - Jacksonville takes a timeout.
4:11 p.m. - Second and eight. Murray with maybe a yard on the run. Jacksonville takes another timeout.
4:12 p.m. - Third and seven. And now the Raiders take a timeout.
4:15 p.m. - And the Raiders get hit with a 15-yard unnecessary roughness call.
4:17 p.m. - And on fourth and 24, Marquette King runs the ball for a new set of downs following a trick play!
4:18 p.m. - We get some scuffling, and both a Raider (Johnny Holt) and a Jaguar (Jalen Ramsey) get ejected.
4:19 p.m. - And Murray runs it up the gut for a considerable gain on first down.
4:20 p.m. - Second and six and the Jags use their final timeout.
4:21 p.m. - Cooper with a HUGE pick-up to put the Raiders at the JAX 9.
4:22 p.m. - TOUCHDOWN LATAVIUS MURRAY!
4:23 p.m. - Sea-bass is automatic for the extra point. And the Raiders extend their lead to 33-16.
4:24 p.m. - Offsides against the Jaguars. The point after is still good.
4:27 p.m. - Two minutes to go. The Jags at their own 30.
4:29 p.m. - Second and 10 with 90 seconds left. AND REGGIE NELSON INTERCEPTS THE BALL.
4:30 p.m. - You may have had bad days before, but you've never had one as bad as the day the Jags have had.
4:31 p.m. - And the Raiders will just run out the clock.
4:33 p.m. - That's all she wrote from northern Florida. The Oakland Raiders put in their best defensive showing of the year en route to a dominant 33-16 win. With their fourth road win of the year, the Raiders improve to 5-2 on the year.
4:34 p.m. - Man ... sometimes, football is just awesome, y'know?