Monday, September 25, 2017

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-Dom (Sept. 25, 2017 Edition)

Trigger warning activated! Our biweekly recap of everything that irked, irritated and aggravated SJWs is back with a vengeance!


By: Jimbo X
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@JimboX

Oregon scrubs gang database because there aren't enough white people on it

Even for a West Coast liberal utopia, Portland is so far gone on the continuum of hippie-dippie-ness that we might as well consider it a foreign nation. Indeed, such is the kind of environs were elected officials celebrate passing laws that give illegal immigrants access to taxpayer-subsidized abortions and rally behind legislation decriminalizing heroin possessionBearing in mind the city's proud reputation as America's foremost hipster hotbed (not surprising, really since it's far and away the whitest major city in the U.S.), none of us were surprised when the Portland Police Bureau on Sept. 8 announced they were suspending their two-decade-old gang activity monitoring program. Alas, what was noteworthy was WHY they dropped their gang member registration protocol - because some blame-whitey-first social activist masquerading as a journalist released a news story for The Oregonian stating that of the 359 people on the city's current gang member registry, approximately 230 of 'em were of the black persuasion. And since blacks only make up about 7 percent of Portland's total population and it's just plain racist to assume black youths are more likely to engage in gang culture and activities than Jews, the Chinese and suburban white kids (even though F.B.I. data proves it), the po-po had no choice but to put the kibosh on formally designating anybody as a gang member anymore. "There are still criminal gang members," The Oregonian quotes Capt. Mike Krantz. "That doesn't go away because we don't have a gang designation. We're not pretending gang violence doesn't exist. We're just taking this one thing away." Bullshit to English translation: "Alright, if you don't want us to acknowledge that all the people killing each other in the streets like dogs over diss tracks and Air Jordans are all the same color as Folgers Black Silk, we'll proudly do our best professional rasslin' referee impersonation and ALWAYS conveniently look the other way." At the heart of the discussion was the police's decision to place people on the gang database without a criminal conviction or an arrest, which, oddly enough, is something that states like Georgia already does with their sex offender registries and something the federal government already does with gun owners irrespective of their criminal histories. I can understand why "concerned community activists" might have some qualms about putting non-arrested or non-convicted people on a registry, but why is it a good thing to remove those who have been arrested, charged and convicted of gang-related crimes from the same rolls? Alas, since a good four-fifths of those on Portland's gang member spread sheets were criminals of color, the P.D. reckoned it was nigh time to give the program the boot - you know, because being accused of racial profiling is infinitely worse than having to deal with a good 300 or so gang-related shootings over the span of one year. "As times have changed, the Police Bureau in partnership with community members have realized being labeled a 'gang member' can have a negative impact on the person who may be making attempts to overcome the life challenges they face," the city police department announced in a press release shortly after the termination of the gang database was made public. "Today, new technologies allow police to investigate crimes in a manner that our community supports and that will not have the unintended consequences of potentially harming those who may need services the most." Bullshit to English Translation, numero dos: "Instead of putting black kids who commit armed robberies and do drive-bys in front of playgrounds in prison, we'll just let the bullets fly where they may and try to scrounge up some general fund dollars for a couple more midnight basketball programs." The city's willful refusal to call a spade a spade when it comes to gangbangers is but one example of the ever-increasing seepage of politically correct dogma into government policy, and one that jeopardizes (if not flatout compromises) public safety simply to put up a facade of progressivism. Keeping in mind this and other recent law enforcement policy shifts (such as Sacramento's decision to pay gang members to not kill one another) one can't help but wonder what the end dividends of this kinder, gentler, more enlightened approach to P.O.C. policing will be. My guess? A safer, saner society with far fewer young black men in prison ... and a whole hell lot more of them dead in the gutter with bullets lodged in their skulls for wearing the wrong colored baseball cap. Hey - such is the price of progress, isn't it?

Leftists try really, really hard to make It about white privilege

After doing a 5,000 word recap of the novel and an in-depth review of the new movie, I'm pretty sick of writing about It, but by golly, we've got to talk about Regina Hansen's new-ish academic paper, Stephen King's 'It' and 'Dreamcatcher' on Screen: Hegemonic White Masculinity and Nostalgia for Underdog Boyhood. In the Boston University professor's screed, she derides King's killer clown opus for, among other things, It's "white, straight and able-bodied" male characters and achieving "hegemonic status for their underdog heroes at least in part through the marginalization of female characters, black characters, gay characters and characters with disabilities." Of course, it's a bit of a head-scratcher as to why academicians of the like never demand more diversity in books and movies where the characters are predominantly black, or predominantly female, or predominantly gay, and why they ONLY see identity politics as a destructive social phenomenon when it involves whites, men or heterosexuals. But in this case, you have to wonder what kind of LSD Hansen put in her Tampon, seeing as how It is a novel that BEMOANS alpha male bullying, features a woman and a black dude as its strongest characters, promotes Jew and Gentile social integration, posited gays as innocent victims of Reagan-era conservatism and whose primary male leads suffer from stuttering and debilitating asthma - you know, not exactly what you'd deem exemplars of able-bodied-ness. But if you think that's retarded, just wait until you see what the fine clickbait purveyors at Buzzfeed did. Apparently in dire need of some content before noon, they ran an article titled "People Have Decided Pennywise from It is Gay and He's Dating the Babadook," which, as the name suggests, implies that the nefarious rogue from King's new movie is indeed a homosexual. Of course, that just raises the question: why exactly would the LGBT community be OK with appropriating a child predator and remorseless killer as one of their official mascots?

Who's ready for Loot-A-Mania 2017!

Everybody's got their favorite post-Irma story. Some people thought it was a real knee-slapper when those eight geezers in Hollywood, Fla. all died of heat exhaustion 'cause the back-up nursing home A.C. conked out, and I did guffaw a plenty hearing about that sign language interrupter in Manatee County who tried to warn the local hearing-impaired about "big bears" and "pizza monsters" in the aftermath of the storm, but my absolute favorite thing about ANY post-hurricane coverage has to be all the great stories about looting ... which, try as they may, the media just can't sweep under the rug no more, thanks to the advent of the Internet. You may not have heard CNN or Good Morning America talking too much about it, but as the verified stories below indicate, there was indeed quite a bit of post-storm pillaging and plundering going on in F-L-A recently ...


Of course, crappy liberal clickbait sites like Mic were quick to issue scathing/retarded articles trudging up random photos of Hurricane Katrina from 13 years ago as proof that "looting" is a racist dog whistle, with one tweet from Miami PD goading literal communist Sarah Jaffe to respond "the carceral state exists to protect private property and is inseparable from white supremacy," which I suppose means she's TOTALLY cool with everybody breaking into her place tonight and taking all her shit, especially since she herself is one of those evil honkies who are born with the blood of a million black slaves on their souls. Alas, the narrative collapses as soon as you hear about what happened in Jacksonville during Irma; I mean, is it really racist fascism when the cops are also arresting white dudes for stealing power poles?

U.K. officials mull disenfranchising people for online comments

At this point, the United Kingdom has pretty much become the totalitarian, ideological prison-state of 1984, and few stories indicate just how far the U.K. has gone down the canal of liberal fascism than the nation's actual Elections Commission urging legislators to create laws that would bar people who make fun of elected officials from participating in the electoral process. "In some instances electoral law does specify offences in respect of behaviour that could also amount to an offence under the general, criminal law," the organization recently stated. "It may be that similar special electoral consequences could act as a deterrent to abusive behaviour in relation to candidates and campaigners." If you're wondering what the catalyst for such brass-balled, despotic, free expression squelching public policy is, the most likely culprit is Labour Party Shadow Secretary (no, for real, that's what they choose to call the position) Diane Abbott, who claims she was endlessly berated online for being - and this is her quote, not mine - "a pathetic, useless, fat, black, piece of shit, ugly, fat, black bitch." And since the U.K. is in the hands of Theresa May, there's a pretty good chance taking away people's rights to vote for talking shit online could indeed become a reality. "I think what she would say is that there is a clear difference between legitimate scrutiny and conduct that is fueled by hate and personal abuse," said a Downing Street spokeswoman. "She asked the Committee on Standards in Public Life to have a look at that and we'll see what they come back with." 

Black woman declares jihad on Hobby Lobby for selling decorative faux cotton

On Sept. 14, Daniell Rider, who (if the near hysterical levels of moral indignation didn't give it away, the largely incorrect sentence syntax and grammar of her social media posts does) just so happens to be of the African-American persuasion, went to Hobby Lobby (a popular arts and crafts store in the States perhaps most famous for challenging the constitutionality of Obamacare's mandatory employee-provided birth control provision) and was AGHAST at what she saw. There, smackdab in the seasonal decor aisle was a giant twig of synthetic cotton. "There is nothing decorative about raw cotton," she said in a Facebook post that has since garnered more than 20,000 likes and shares, "a commodity which was gained at the expense of African-American slaves. A little sensitivity goes a long ways. PLEASE REMOVE this 'decor.'" Of course, one would wonder if Ms. Rider owns any cotton shirts, or towels or Q-Tips, or has ever had to experience the indignation of having to pull wads of cotton out of a bottle of Tylenol. Or whether she realizes the synthetic floral arrangement was likely made by some Chinese or Indonesian person living in what is tantamount to modern slavery conditions. Or is even aware of the fact cotton has existed for millennia, and remains a lucrative cash crop in the U.S. 150 years after slavery was abolished. Alas, as we all know by now, the P.O.C. herd dynamic just can't turn down an opportunity to yell "exploitation of my ancestors!," and the Fake Cotton Arrangement Matters contingent has already collected its first scalp; the one belonging to Lipscomb University President Randy Lowry, who was forced to apologize for having decorative stalks of cotton in his home while giving free dinner to a gaggle of black students.

University of Virginia vigilantes 'shut down' cops-and-robbers-themed fraternity party

You know, when you're entire shtick revolves around constantly being marginalized and oppressed, it might be a good idea every now and then to take a nice, long look in the mirror and ask yourself who's really displaying the most marginalizing attitudes and oppressive behaviors in your neck of the woods. Case in point, a Sept. 7 incident at the University of Virginia, in which nearly two dozen members of a leftist vigilante student group called UVA Students United crashed a fraternity costume party in which all the guys were dressed like jailbirds and all the women were dressed like sexy police officers. Now, when we use terms like "crashed" and "shut down," we should also refer to them by their more common, lawful terms, which is "trespassed" and "tried to break into," which isn't exactly the best behavior to exhibit to convince others you're not a bunch of lawless thugs doped up to the gills on self-righteousness. On Facebook, members of Students United tried to rationalize their quite illegal actions by stating "these 'costumes' make a joke of mass incarceration and the prison-industrial complex, systems that disproportionately brutalize people of color" and "historically, the police have justified violence against people of color in the name of protecting white women, and in wearing these costumes, these women made a joke of that legacy of violence." Alas, the UVA Students United group had no comment when statistical discrepancies on interracial rape or homicide were brought up ... no doubt because facts are indelibly instruments of white supremacy.

Back in black (violent crime)

As you should all know by now, stereotypes are a very, very bad thing, especially ones that involve the adscription of negative behavioral traits and characteristics to entire ethnic groups, even if reams of scientific data would (erroneously) suggest those assertions to be true. As a public service, we here at The Internet Is In America would like to take the time to dispel the mythology that black people in the United States are statistically more likely to engage in violent criminal behavior by noting just how aberrational and unrepresentative of the bulk of Black America the following incidents and events truly are:


And lest you think the following was an attempt to monger fear of African-Americans, I'll leave you with the following news item, involving the actions of one Aphiwe Mapekula, a 23-year-old from South Africa who, on Sept. 9, slit the throat of 35-year-old Thembisa Masumpa, beheaded her and taunted police by eating the flesh off her decapitated skull. After Mapekula lunged at them with a knife, the police had no choice but to unload on the 23-year-old cannibal killer, whom died from his injuries three days later. Oddly enough, this occurred just weeks after four more men in South Africa were arrested for raping, murdering and then eating a female victim in Estcourt - only to have 300 more villagers show up at a community hearing, admit that they too have a fondness for human flesh and demand their release from prison. I mean, not that we're trying to promote phagophobia or anything like that ...

Sex dolls could spell the end of humanity, warns I.T. experts

I don't know if ya'll are aware of it, but the sex doll industry has gotten really advanced over the last couple of years. Gone are the days of balloon-like rubber women with giant cups for lips (both sets) that were featured prominently in just about every 1980s teen sex comedy; today, folks are willing to fork over tens of thousands of dollars for hyper-realistic robotic fuck buddies that blink, talk and even spit out gobs of synthetic vaginal goop for both fun and profit. And as strange as it may sound, such inventions could pose the greatest risk of a real-life Terminator machines-revolting-against-man scenario to date. Enter I.T. expert Dr. Nick Patterson, who recently voiced his cyber security concerns to The Daily Star in the U.K.:

"Hackers canhack into a robot or a robotic device and have full control of the connections, arms, legs and other attached tools like in some cases knives or welding devices. Often these robots can be upwards of 200 pounds, and very strong. Once a robot is hacked, the hacker has full control and can issue instructions to the robot. The last thing you want is for a hacker to have control over one of these robots! Once hacked they could absolutely be used to perform physical actions for an advantageous scenario or to cause damage.

So just how long until we start seeing psycho-controlled Realdolls running down the street, stabbing random hobos and shooting up middle schools? I've got the over/under at two years, personally...

Hispanic robber suing the civilian who beat the shit out of him during an armed robbery

There's an old episode of Married ... with Children in which a burglar tries to break into the Bundy residence, only for Al to catch him and knock him silly. Well, a few days later the guy who broke into his house sends a lawyer after him to let him know he's suing Al for assault. Back in the early, early 1990s, such was a ludicrous premise, but now, modernity is imitating sitcom art. In July, 30-year-old Ryan Flores donned a Transformers mask, waltzed into a Starbucks in Fresno, Calif. and threatened the cashier with a toy gun and a real knife. Well, it didn't take long for civilian Cregg Jerri, 58, to intervene; he bashed Flores over the head with a chair, wrestled the knife away from the robber and then stabbed Flores more than a dozen times. Well, now Flores has announced his intents to SUE Jerri for beating the hell out of him while he was actively committing an armed robbery. "He has 17 total stab wounds, lacerations and defensive wounds," Flores' mother told a local TV station. "The guy, in my opinion, went from a Good Samaritan to a vigilante. Stabbing somebody that many times, it doesn't take that many stab wounds to get somebody to succumb to you." Now, considering this is California we're talking about here, there actually is a better than average chance this case indeed makes it to court. And if it does, may we advise Jerri to take a page out of Al Bundy's playbook and punch Flores in the mouth, then sue him for injuring his hand with his face?

California legislators introduce bill that would infect countless people with AIDS in the name of "tolerance"

Just when I thought that federal resolution the Dimmicrats made Donald Trump sign (the one demanding we all reject "white nationalism, white supremacy and neo-Nazism as hateful expressions of intolerance" and "speak out against hate groups that espouse racism, extremism, xenophobia, anti-Semitism and white supremacy") was the dumbest thing any legislative body has done this year, here comes the proud state of Cucksafornia to do us one better. On Sept. 11 (a good a day as any to fuck things up, I suppose), the California legislature passed a bill that would decriminalize the act of knowingly exposing another person to HIV without telling them, which State Sen. Scott Wiener of San Francisco (yeah, that surprised me too) said was discriminatory against the people who CHOOSE to infect other people with AIDS. "Right now HIV is singled out for uniquely harsh treatment as a felony," Wiener told the L.A. Times. "These laws do not prevent HIV infections. All they do is stigmatize people living with HIV and reduce access to testing and care." Not surprisingly, every single Republican in the state assembly voted against the measure, including licensed pharmacist Jeff Stone, who said condemning someone to a lifetime of ultra-expensive drug therapies to prevent dying from the common cold at age 35 probably should remain a jailable offense. Alas, we haven't gotten to the literally insane part of the bill: the component that would LEGALLY allow individuals to donate blood and/or semen WITHOUT DISCLOSING THEY HAVE AIDSIt's no stunner which groups support the individual right to taint the nation's blood supply with an incurable, terminal disease sans criminal penalties: the ACLU, the Black Aids Institute, and - of course - Equality California, whose desire for others to incur a lifetime of pain and suffering pretty much epitomizes the suicidal levels of abject nihilism and relentless self-loathing pulsating through liberal America these days. Still, there were some signs of intelligence in California, as evident by San Diego State Sen. Joel Anderson's rebuke of the proposition. "I'm of the mind that if you purposefully inflict another with a disease that alters their lifestyle the rest of their life, puts them on a regiment of medications to maintain any kind of normalcy, it should be a felony," he said. "It's absolutely crazy to me that we should go light on this."

The most terrifying headline of the year (that the media wouldn't even tell you about)

When most people talk about threats to American sovereignty, you expect the usual strings of abstract and physical perils; on the liberal side of the equation you've got white supremacy, climate change and wealth-inequality, and on the conservative side you've got illegal immigration, Islamic terrorism and demographical dysgenics. Alas, while the media is hell bent on trying to convince us Confederate statue-worshiping neo-Nazis are going to overthrow half the continental U.S. over the next 10 years and man-made weather patterns are going to turn us into Waterworld by 2037, neither Republicans or Democrats are talking - or doing much of anything - about the most tangible threat to the unity of the United States: our skyrocketing, nigh-insurmountable national debt, which officially eclipsed the $20 trillion mark on Sept. 8. That's especially significant because it now means the national debt is larger than the nation's gross domestic product, which as of mid September 2017, stood at about $19.3 trillion. Granted, it ain't exactly easy describing what the National Debt is, but a quick itemized breakdown ought to give you a good idea of the direness of the situation:

Debt owed to foreign governments: $6 trillion ($1.1 trillion each owed to China and Japan)

Debt owed to Social Security: $2.8 trillion

Debt owed to the Federal Reserve: $2.4 trillion

Debt owed to private mutual funds: $1.6 trillion

And that's not even counting the debt owed to the federal Office of Personnel Management (which is almost $1 trillion all by its lonesome, despite the OPM only having 6,000 or so employees), and the nation's combined state and local government debts, which is almost another $1 trillion to add to the tally. Every single day, U.S. currency is becoming less and less valuable, and it's only a matter of time until the money we need eclipses the amount of money we have for social services, national defense and basic infrastructure. And since the global economy is practically tied up in U.S. treasury bonds, all it takes is one sudden economic plunge and the ENTIRE international financial system could implode. The math is all but inescapable - financially, the U.S. is on a collision course with economic ruin, and instead of addressing it as the enormous existential threat it is, here we are rioting over transgender bathrooms and Robert E. Lee monuments.

Whenever I look at the National Debt, I'm reminded of Theodore Kaczynski's all too ominous poem "Ship of Fools," an allegory about a humble cabin boy desperately, direly trying to warn the identity politics-obsessed passengers of a cruise ship that they were about to run headlong into an iceberg. The final nine graphs of the poem, I believe, are well worth printing in full considering our current cultural climate:

The cabin boy this time was getting angry. 
“You damn fools!” he shouted. “Don’t you see what the captain and the mates are doing? They’re keeping you occupied with your trivial grievances about blankets and wages and the dog being kicked so that you won’t think about what is really wrong with this ship — that it’s getting farther and farther to the north and we’re all going to be drowned. If just a few of you would come to your senses, get together, and charge the poop deck, we could turn this ship around and save ourselves. But all you do is whine about petty little issues like working conditions and crap games and the right to suck cocks.” 
The passengers and the crew were incensed. 
“Petty!!” cried the Mexican, “Do you think it’s reasonable that I get only three-fourths the wages of an Anglo sailor? Is that petty?” 
“How can you call my grievance trivial? shouted the bosun. “Don’t you know how humiliating it is to be called a fruit?” 
“Kicking the dog is not a ‘petty little issue!’” screamed the animal-lover. “It’s heartless, cruel, and brutal!” 
“Alright then,” answered the cabin boy. “These issues are not petty and trivial. Kicking the dog is cruel and brutal and it is humiliating to be called a fruit. But in comparison to our real problem — in comparison to the fact that the ship is still heading north — your grievances are petty and trivial, because if we don’t get this ship turned around soon, we’re all going to drown.”
“Fascist!” said the professor. 
“Counterrevolutionary!” said the lady passenger. And all of the passengers and crew chimed in one after another, calling the cabin boy a fascist and a counterrevolutionary. They pushed him away and went back to grumbling about wages, and about blankets for women, and about the right to suck cocks, and about how the dog was treated. The ship kept sailing north, and after a while it was crushed between two icebergs and everyone drowned.

Sigh ... if only we would've listened to you, you sage, university-bombing hermit motherfucker. If only we would've listened.

...and a few headlines that speak for themselves...



Championship greyhound racer in Ireland tests positive for cocaine

Slate chides 11-year-old for wanting to mow the White House lawn


North Londoners concerned by decision to move home for abused children next door to therapy center for pedophiles


White St. Louis reporter assaulted by black protesters ... on camera


John Jay College adjunct professor says he looks forward to teaching 'future dead cops'


All 96 of the suspects in St. Louis' 2017 homicide cases are black, says city police report


Japan's most popular porn star is a midget who appears in Having Sex in the Magic Mirror Box Car with a Female College Student with F-Cup Breasts Who Wants to be a Kindergarten Teacher

Facebook refuses to remove post from Black Nationalist organization promising to make white people drink their own blood

Detroit Lions ban season ticket holder for life for saying "ignorant niggers" on social media

New Netflix series revolves around preteen cartoon character's talking vagina

Tranny at Georgia Tech threatens cops with knife, repeatedly yells "shoot me" and gets exactly what it asked for

Amazon deletes all one-star reviews of Hillary Clinton's new book

ESPN anchor calls Donald Trump a "white supremacist," doesn't lose job

Crane meant to topple Robert E. Lee statue falls over, kills one in Dallas

Teens in Queens break into cemetery, spray-paint "I hate sand niggers" and "Fuck Jackie Chan" on headstones

Parents in Hawaii suing school district for sending hammer-swinging masked man into classrooms to threaten their lives during 9/11 video presentation

Asian Washington Post writer says black citizens, Mexican immigrants too stupid to do jobs reserved for DACA recipients

Montreal playground vandalized to resemble signage at Auschwitz

Female American college students sprayed in the face with acid in France, local authorities refuse to classify it as a terrorist attack

YouTube refuses to take down music video showing raper lynching white child

Pakistani Christian sentenced to death for sending poem over WhatsApp

Detroit physician, seven others arrested for mutilating genitals of underage girls

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