Thursday, August 22, 2019

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Sunday, August 18, 2019

Double Review: Shaft / Annablle Comes Home (2019)

Both were duds at the summertime box office, but do either films give you a reason to trek ‘em down at your neighborhood repository theaters?

Saturday, August 17, 2019

LIVE(ish) Round-By-Round Coverage of UFC 241: Cormier vs. Miocic 2!

Can’t catch tonight’s latest and greatest PPV spectacular, for whatever reason? No problem, Holmes — our ongoing play-by-play will keep you abreast of the MMA action ALL NIGHT LONG.


Friday, August 16, 2019

Thursday, August 15, 2019

Netflix Review — Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling (2019)

Despite the flagrant pro-trans message, this is one wholly unnecessary ‘90s nostalgia cashgrab that actually has more things going for it than working against it.

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Ten Awesome Metal Albums From The 2000s (That You Should Definitely Listen To)

From Bloodbath to Scar Symmetry, a fond look back at a handful of somewhat underappreciated CDs from the aughties that are WELL worth revisiting today ...


Sunday, August 4, 2019

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Friday, August 2, 2019

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Monday, July 29, 2019

Four Conspiracy Theories Concerning State Farm’s “She-Shed” Commercial

Insurance fraud, spousal jealousy, a hate crime or divine wrath — what REALLY caused Sheryl’s structure to go up in flames?

Sunday, July 28, 2019

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

The Greatest Matches Of All-Time: Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Kenta Kobashi (January 20,1997)

According to the IWC hivemind, it’s the single greatest rasslin match of all-time — but what makes it stand out from the million-billion other great Misawa/Kobashi matches out there?

Monday, July 22, 2019

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Monday, July 15, 2019

The Non-Communist’s Guide to the 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates

A quick and-to-the-point overview of all 24 presidential candidates from the left of the aisle … from the perspective of a non-Maoist millennial.


Sunday, July 14, 2019

Friday, July 12, 2019

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Jimbo’s Quarterly Rasslin’ Round-Up (Q2 2019 Edition!)

Are you ready for a whirlwind recap of the best, the worst and the most random pro wrestling matches of the last three months? Hold on to your Hulkamania t-shirts, folks — it's time to rumble.


Monday, July 8, 2019

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Saturday, July 6, 2019

LIVE Round-By-Round Coverage of UFC 239: Jones vs. Santos!

Can’t catch tonight’s latest and greatest MMA spectacular? Don’t worry about it, Holmes … we’re gonna’ keep you in the loop all night long.


Thursday, July 4, 2019

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Monday, July 1, 2019

Sunday, June 30, 2019

Remember That Time The Harlem Globetrotters visited Gilligan’s Island?

Taking a fond look back at one of the weirdest — and, regrettably, lamest —  TV-movies of all-time


Thursday, May 16, 2019

Revisiting Pro Wrestling NOAH Destiny 2005!

It’s long been considered one of the best pro wrestling shows of the 2000s, if not one of the best of all-time. But almost 15 years later, does the universally acclaimed puro card still hold up?

Wednesday, May 15, 2019

Friday, May 3, 2019

Friday, April 19, 2019

DOUBLE REVIEW: Unplanned / Us (2019)

Jimbo returns to the drive-in with two flicks proving once and for all that neither godless, honky-hatin’ liberals or Planned Parenthood-despisin’, evangelical conservatives know how to do “social commentary” worth a damn

Thursday, April 18, 2019

Sunday, April 14, 2019

Jimbo's Quarterly Rasslin' Round-Up (Q1 2019 EDITION!)

Are you ready for a whirlwind recap of the best, the worst and the most random pro wrestling matches of the last three months? Hold on to your Hulkamania t-shirts, folks — it's time to rumble.


Friday, April 5, 2019

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

The 12 Biggest Lies, Exaggerations and Half-Truths from John Oliver’s Anti-WWE Screed

Unpacking the dishonesty, disinformation and flat out deception from the much ballyhooed Last Week Tonight segment

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Eight)


A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.

Sunday, March 31, 2019

This Week in Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Hate Speech That Needs To Be Banned

Trigger warning activated! Our biweekly recap of everything that irked, irritated and aggravated SJWs is back with a vengeance! Read it and weep, NAZIS AND FASCISTS AND RACIST SNOWFLAKES! THE INTERNET IS IN AMERICA IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!


Friday, March 29, 2019

PROPAGANDA REVIEW: “The Great Replacement” by presumably Brenton Tarrant (2019)

In which we provide readers the world over the official abridged version of the infamous New Zealand shooter’s widely banned and censored manifesto...

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Seven)

A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.


Sunday, March 24, 2019

Thursday, March 21, 2019

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Six)

A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.


Monday, March 18, 2019

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-Dom (March 18, 2019 Edition!)

Trigger warning activated! Our biweekly recap of everything that irked, irritated and aggravated SJWs is back with a vengeance!