Sunday, March 31, 2019

This Week in Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Hate Speech That Needs To Be Banned

Trigger warning activated! Our biweekly recap of everything that irked, irritated and aggravated SJWs is back with a vengeance! Read it and weep, NAZIS AND FASCISTS AND RACIST SNOWFLAKES! THE INTERNET IS IN AMERICA IS NOW UNDER THE CONTROL OF SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS!


Friday, March 29, 2019

PROPAGANDA REVIEW: “The Great Replacement” by presumably Brenton Tarrant (2019)

In which we provide readers the world over the official abridged version of the infamous New Zealand shooter’s widely banned and censored manifesto...

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Seven)

A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.


Sunday, March 24, 2019

Thursday, March 21, 2019

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Six)

A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.


Monday, March 18, 2019

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-Dom (March 18, 2019 Edition!)

Trigger warning activated! Our biweekly recap of everything that irked, irritated and aggravated SJWs is back with a vengeance!


Sunday, March 17, 2019

COIN-OP Review: Knuckle Bash (1993)


An Elvis impersonator, a football player, a ninja, a guy who kinda’ looks like pro ‘rassler Sting and a random-ass luchador team up to save Chicago from Big Van Vader with a pig’s snout stapled to his face. And yes, it IS as awesome as it sounds.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

The Top Ten Atari 7800 Games of All-Time!

Believe it or not, one of the worst home consoles of all-time DID have its fair share of decent titles … with some even bordering on being legitimately great.

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Five)

A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.


Friday, March 8, 2019

Review: Taco Bell’s New Steak Rattlesnake Fries Burrito!

In which we apply Kenneth Bailey’s Social Entropy Theory to the marketing and consumption of limited-time-only fast food...


Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

2019 Alliance of American Football Power Rankings (Week Four)

A comprehensive recap of the inaugural (and let’s face it, probably only) AAF season — an especially needed service, considering the league is too ghetto to post box scores on its own website.


Monday, March 4, 2019

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-Dom (March 04, 2019 Edition!)

Trigger warning activated! Our biweekly recap of everything that irked, irritated and aggravated SJWs is back with a vengeance!