Music

I believe it was once said that, without music, there could be no joy in the world. Actually, I've never heard anybody say that, but somebody probably has, at some point.

Beneath this graph, you're privy to all of the music-related content that's ever been published on THE INTERNET IS IN AMERICA. Remember: earbuds save lives.

2017 Articles and Reviews

CD Review: "LIE: The Love and Terror Cult" by Charles Manason (1970)

CD Review: "Reputation" by Taylor Swift (2017)

My Five Favorite Things About Taylor Swift's"Look What You Made Me Do" Video

2016 Articles and Reviews

The Greatest CDs of All-Time: "Stay Hungry" by Twisted Sister (1984)

2015 Articles and Reviews

Five MORE Creepy Music Videos Better than "Thriller"

Ten Stupid Songs That Make Me Emotional

THE GREATEST CDS OF ALL-TIME: "Cracked Rear View" (1994) by Hootie and the Blowfish

2014 Articles and Reviews

Five Creepy Music Videos Better than "Thriller"

Six Horrible Bands that Shouldn't Have Survived the '90s

Let's Face It: Kurt Cobain Sucked

Ten Underrated '90s Metal Albums

The Ten Greatest Death Metal Albums of the 1990s

2013 Articles and Reviews

Why Led Zeppelin Sucks

In Defense of...the Insane Clown Posse?

A Tribute to G.G. Allin

Why is Country Music So Stupid?

CD Review: My Bloody Valentine -- "MBV" (2013)

2012 Articles and Reviews

The Five Most Soul-Crushing Songs of All-Time

CD Review: Tenacious D -- "Rize of the Fenix" (2012)

CD Review: The Misfits -- "The Devil's Rain" (2011)

The Five Most Overrated U.S. Rock Bands of All-Time

Five Songs that REALLY Aren't What People Think They're About

The Absolute DUMBEST Alternative Rock Lyrics of the 1990s

The Many Similarities Between Gangster Rappers and Republicans

2011 Article and Reviews

Five Reasons Why the Beatles Suck