Video Games

At last estimate, I've spent approximately half of my life playing video games...and I've probably spent at least a quarter of the other half writing about playing them.

Here's a quick list of all the video game-related stuff I've penned for THE INTERNET IS IN AMERICA over the years. And the best part? You don't even have to put in any extra quarters to read them!

2017 Articles

Billy Bob's Huntin' n' Fishin' on the GBC

Coin-Op Review: Demon's World (1990)

Ranking All 21 Super NES Classic Edition Mini-Console Games

Coin-Op Review: Devil World (1987)

Haunted Castle: The Forgotten Castlevania Arcade Game

An Ode to the Death Scenes of Brain Dead 13

EVERY Atari Lynx Game RANKED

Part One (#075 to #051)

Part Two (#050 to #026)

Part Three (#025 to #01)

Amiga Review: Suburban Commando (1993)

Kool-Aid Man on the Atari 2600

Southern-Fried Gameroom Expo 2017 Blowout - Part One

Southern-Fried Gameroom Expo 2017 Blowout - Part Two

A Fond Look Back at Spider-Man on the Game Boy

An All American Tribute to Mercs

MS-DOS Review: Avoid the Noid (1989)

The Game Players' Power Glove GameTape

Sega's Infamous Absolutely Rose Street Infomercial

We Remember Sega's Alien 3: The Gun Arcade Game

CyberMania '94

The Nintendo Switch Sucks and I Hope It Bankrupts The Company

Why PaRappa the Rapper Is The Greatest Dating Guide Ever

2016 Articles

"Doug's Big Game" on the Game Boy Color

All 30 NES Classic Edition Games RANKED

A Tribute to "Castlevania" on the Game Boy

The Ten Scariest Video Games of All-Time

An Ode to SNK'S "Beast Busters"

"The Pinball of the Dead" on the Game Boy Advance

A Tribute to Atari 2600 Horror Games

Five Obscure Super Nintendo Horror Games

Seven Insane NES Licensed Games That ALMOST Happened

The 50 Greatest PC Engine/TurboGrafx-16 Games EVER

PART ONE -- Games #050 to #041

PART TWO -- Games #040 to #031

PART THREE -- Games #030 to #021

PART FOUR -- Games #020 to #011

PART FIVE -- Games #010 to #001

"The Real Ghostbusters" The Arcade Game

Southern Fried Gaming Expo 2016 Blowout - Part One

Southern Fried Gaming Expo 2016 Blowout - Part Two

Why Video Games Today Suck

A Tribute to TMNT on the Game Boy

An Ode to the Old School "Porky's" Video Games

A Tribute to Tecmo Bowl

2015 Articles

Five Horrendous Horror Games on the Sega Genesis

The 50 Greatest Sega Game Gear Games Ever

PART ONE -- Games #050 to #041

PART TWO -- Games #040 to #31

PART THREE -- Games #30 to #21

PART FOUR -- Games #20 to #11

PART FIVE -- Games #10 to #01

"Stanley: The Search for Dr. Livingston" on the NES

The 2015 Southern-Fried Gameroom Expo (Part One - The Video Games)

The 2015 Southern-Fried Gameroom Expo (Part Two - The Pinball Games)

Ten Nintendo Themed Attractions I Want to See at Universal Studios

Sega's "Spider-Man: The Video Game"

The Live Action '90s "Sonic" Movie REVEALED

"Platoon" on the NES

The Six Best Football Games of the 128-Bit Era

"Toilet Kids" on the TurboGrafx-16

2014 Articles

'90s Coin-Ops That Never Got Home Ports

Why Console Gaming is Dead

"Home Alone" on the NES

Five Fighting Games Too Awesome To Ever Exist

Chimera Beast

Five Awesome Famicom Horror Games

The 50 Greatest NEO GEO Games of All Time
PART ONE -- Games #50 to #41
PART TWO -- Games #40 to #31
PART THREE -- Games #30 to #21
PART FOUR -- Games #20 to #21
PART FIVE -- Games #10 to #01

How Super Smash Bros. Reveals Your Hidden Mental Illnesses

Spider-Man: Web of Fire on the Sega 32X

A Look Back at the TurboGrafx-16 Launch Titles

NFL Sports Talk Football '93 on the Sega Genesis

2013 Articles

The Many Faces of Altered Beast

The 50 Greatest Sega CD Games of All Time

PART ONE - - Games #50 to #41

PART TWO -- Games #40 to #31

PART THREE -- Games #30 to #21

PART FOUR -- Games #20 to #11

PART FIVE -- Games #10 to #01

Why the Next Generation of Gaming is Going to Suck

Pac-Man Adhesive Bandages!

The Evil Dead...on the Commodore 64!

Daikatana: One of the Best Game Boy Color Games Ever?

2012 Articles

A Look at the Wii-U Launch Lineup

Five Horrible Horror Games on the NES...

The 100 Greatest Sega Dreamcast Games of All Time

PART ONE -- Games #100 to #81

PART TWO -- Games #80 to #61

PART THREE -- Games #60 to #41

PART FOUR -- Games #40 to #21

PART FIVE -- Games #20 to #01

The Greatest 16-Bit Football Games of All Time!

Why the Wii-U is Destined for Failure...

Five DS Games from 2011 that Nobody Played...

NHLPA Hockey '93 vs. NHL Hockey '94: Which One is TRULY the Best Hockey Video Game of All-Time?

Four Unlicensed NES Games My Dumb Ass Has Owned at One Point or Another

The Playstation Vita Launch Lineup

Five Awesome Sega Genesis Games...

2011 Articles

Can Gaming Get Serious About Subject Matters?

A Sociological Analysis of the GTA V Trailer

Why the 3DS is TEH DOOMED.