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Saturday, June 11, 2016

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-dom

A fond look back at all the things that had ultra-P.C. jihadists OUTRAGED ... before they forget all about them in just a few days. 


By: Jimbo X
JimboXAmerican@gmail.com
@Jimbo__X

Much ado about rape culture

Unless you've been living under a rock (not unlike a certain Spongebob Squarepants neighbor), you've probably heard about the saga of Brock Turner, a Stanford University kid who was arrested, charged and sentenced to six months in jail for finger-banging a drunk chick in a pine cone-strewn alley. While shocking lax sentences of the like aren't uncommon - lest we forget the former Baltimore Ravens cheerleader who only got 104 days in weekend prison for performing a lewd act on a 15-year-old boy, or the Texas man who got probation for raping a two-year-old, or the 23-year-old New Zealand woman who received eight months house arrest for filming herself performing an unspeakable act on her own one-year-old son - this one seems to have ruffled a bit more feathers than most for the trifecta of a.) the sex abuser in question being a wealthy, white athlete, b.) the boy's father and the judge stating that jail time and having to register as a sex offender would ruin the assailant's life and c.) the victim - who has not yet been publicly identified - penning a 14-page Buzzfeed worthy op-ed about why the incident - which she admits she was too drunk to recall - was such a heinous crime that has gone so viral, your old Game Boy Camera probably has it downloaded to its battery. Virtually every columnist in the world has written some kind of screed about the incident, and as this Washington Post article demonstrates, just about all of them hark back to that most malodorous societal scourge, rape culture - a completely theoretical, virtually unprovable ideal that flies directly in the face of United States Bureau of Justice Statistics data that reveal incidents of rape are at their lowest rate in 40 years. Considering about 84,000 rapes transpire in the U.S. each and every year, one has to wonder why this particular incident blew up into a national outrage. I mean, what intrinsically makes the Stanford debacle any worse than the story of the Ohio mother who let a 55-year-old man rape her two children, or the 33-year-old man in New York who tried to rape a woman on a PATH train platform, or the 55-year-old man in New Mexico who raped an 85-year-old woman, or the 15-year-old Staunton boy who raped a 14-year-old girl, or the 22-year-old intellectually disabled man in Singapore who tried to rape his four-year-old niece, or the five men in India who gang raped a 52-year-old Danish tourist? Sorry to be cynical, but something tells me you've gotten an ear and eyeful of fury over Turner - and not, say, the two men in Miami who drugged a woman and raped her to sell as pornography, or the HIV positive gay porn star who got 17 years for raping a 14-year-old child or any of the hundreds of women who have raped underage boys - because those incidents don't affirm their preexisting hatred of the financially well-off, hetero-cisgender Caucasian male. Surely, all of the scorn heaped upon Turner is deserved, but by that same token, one can't help but feel that he's getting extra public punishment because he fits that mold oh-so-many SJWs despise with an irrational, discriminatory fury. Interestingly, the very same week the Turner story broke the Internet, there was a virtual media blackout concerning the two dozen women who said they were viciously attacked at a music festival just outside of Frankfurt. All sins being (allegedly) equivalent, one would think that a incident of such a magnitude would draw twenty times the furor and outrage as the Turner assault, but seeing as how the alleged attackers are Muslim immigrants ... well, no need to stereotype an already "victimized" class any further, the post-liberal masses proclaim with shrugged shoulders, deafened ears and (self) blinded eyes. Of course the left-leaners are aghast at the notion of sexual assault - that is, just as long as the people doing the sexual assaulting aren't members of one of their protected in-groups. Of course they will decry that hideous, horrendous "rape culture" in frat-boy dudebro culture, but when it comes to the much more rampant sex abuse in the Muslim community, the Jewish community, the Hispanic community, the African-American community and the gay community, they simply don't give a shit. Although Brock Turner deserves a long stay in jail and a thorough lambasting from the general public, let's not mince words - in this trial by public opinion, he's being targeted less for the act itself and much, much more because he hits all the aggravators - rich, white, straight, male and able-bodied - that the social justice lynch mobs decided needed to be "disestablished" years before the much maligned Stanford sexual assaulter was in Pampers

Women proudly do their part to narrow the moral turpitude gap

Despite the fact that women are earning a majority of college degrees, obtaining postgraduate degrees at higher rates, reporting higher part-time pay, are privy to more college scholarships, have lower on-the-job mortality rates, receive less harsh sentences for committing the exact same crimes and win custody of children more often than their male counterparts, the Western culture narrative is that, by golly, women are still being persecuted left and right by a terribly, terribly misogynistic specter that - although a wholly intangible, non-physical idea instead of a concrete, observable object - permeates every facet of society. Although not exactly heralded as the sexism eroding triumphs they are, women today are certainly giving men a run for their money in a category long thought to be the domain of the XY-chromosome set - good old fashioned, murder, mayhem, and debauchery. Move over, fellas - let's hear it for these extraordinary gals doing their part to shatter the "glass ceiling" of depravity.


And capping off our whirlwind tour of disgusting, feminine carnage, 29-year-old Octavia Renee Rogers of Phoenix has been charged with the gruesome stabbing death of her three children - all boys, ages 8, 5 and two months old. Police say she was high on synthetic marijuana at the time of the murders and failed to kill herself following the triple pedicide, although her attempt to slash open her own throat did leave a pretty gnarly, Frankenstein-esque wound

New report says 45 million people enslaved across the globe

You know, considering how often we are reminded how unbearably god awful the Atlantic slave trade was (to the point fuckin' Snopp Dog has aired his annoyance with Hollywood's obsession with the black man's historical bondage), it's more than a little interesting (and by interesting, I mean "hypocritical as fuck") that so few self-described progressivists seem to care that much about the plight of contemporary slaves. According to the Walk Free Foundation's recently released 2016 Global Slavery Index, an estimated 45 million people today are considered enslaved subjects, with India alone home to at least 18 million slaves - which is about six million more people than ALL of the African slaves imported to the Americas throughout recorded human history. Interestingly, the organization estimates a good six million Sub-Saharan Africans are in bondage, with Sudan, the Democratic Republic of Congo, Mauritania and the Central African Republic posting among the planet's highest per capita rates of enslavement. Which, naturally, just begs the question - just why in the hell are so many SJWs infatuated with the oppression of the 1800s when four times as many people are being victimized by the same ghastly social construct at this very moment?

Back in black (crime)

In today's America, the African-American folks get a real bad rap (but, uh, not this kind of bad rap.) Sure, black individuals - who make up barely 13 percent of the total national populace - may record 51.3 percent of all U.S. murders and 55.9 percent of all robberies, but let's take a look at their (pardon the pun) criminally-low rates of D.U.I.s, and violations of anti-drunkenness laws. I mean, holy shit, the white folks absolutely dominate when it comes to drinking crimes, which means perhaps we shouldn't get all that caught up in a tizzy when our more melaninated brethren haul off and do things like these...


And in the great state of Mississippi, 25-year-old Joshua Blunt is facing second-degree murder charges for leaving his 8-month-old daughter in a hot car until she died from hyperthermia. As you'd expect, Blunt's defense team is playing the race card like a Game Genie-equipped NES. "The people making the decisions are white," said attorney Carlos Moore. "If this man had been any other color besides black, I believe he would be at home, grieving like a normal father and preparing for a funeral." Frankly. I am as shocked as he is. I mean, holy shit, a black man in Mississippi who actually raised his biological child!

Georgia, as always, remains the best state in the union

Oh goodness, the Peach State is filled with such wonderful, wonderful people. Sure, it may not have the reputation for batshit insane violent crime that Florida has, but if you asked me, our unique brand of mentally maladjusted, needlessly aggressive criminal is among the dandiest in the nation. Don't believe me? Well, just take a gander at the following trangressions - be they blunt violations of the civil code or unforgivable slights against the social justice hive-mind - in Braves Country as of late...



And lastly, ya'll remember Bobby Brown, right? You know, the guy from New Edition who (reportedly) beat the living shit out of Whitney Houston for the better part of 20 years? Promoting a new tell-all book (which, among other scintillating tidbits, alleges that the his ex-wife had an affair with Tupac), Brown writes that he experienced some sexual abuse himself after moving into an Atlanta mansion formerly owned by Atlanta porn kingpin Mike Thevis - in the form of being raped by a ghost. "I need you to hear what I'm saying because I'm not making this up," he states. "And let me add this: This was before I ever touched any drug, besides weed and alcohol."

The lighter side of horrific murder

You know, just because a horrifically violent, gruesome and nonsensical homicide took place doesn't mean you can't rummage through the bloody tea leaves and pick up some sort of worthwhile gallows humor. I mean, just take a gander at these recent wacky homicides and tell me there isn't some sort of ghoulishly admirable camp in all of the wanton carnage:




Washing over whitewashing

Over the last few years, the term "whitewashing" has become en vogue term for regressive leftists to attack what they perceive as micro-examples of racism in U.S. culture. Fundamentally, this is the widely-held (and, naturally, indisputable) belief that anytime a white actor portrays an individual who - historically or in pre-established media - was non-white, it's nothing short of a pop culture hate crime. Indeed, there is an entire Wikipedia article dedicated to all the times melanin-deficient Americans portrayed characters who were anything other than mayonnaise-white honkies and crackers. Interestingly, the term used to describe the opposite phenomenon - in which non-Caucasians play characters who, historically or in preexisting media, were described as unmistakably white - has a much softer label - the innocuous-to-the-point-of-being suspicious "non-traditional casting." Alas, while people yell and bitch and moan and cry "ray, ray racism!" like a stammering social justice warrior Scooby Doo because some filmmaker says he might cast a white guy to play Michael Jackson, virtually nobody made a peep when promotional images for the new London stage production of Harry Potter revealed an African-British Hermione Granger, nor were there any articles on The Huffington Post slamming Disney for casting that dude from Hamilton - arguably the most appropriatey thing in the history of appropriation - as the new Bert in the forthcoming Mary Poppins re-do. One gets the feeling that such silence would not be expected had the racial roles been reversed - I mean, can you imagine an all white version of The Wiz or an all white version of the old Ja Rule music video for Mesmerize

Islam-a-mania's running' wild, brother

Yes, a majority of the world's Muslim people are peaceful. In fact, by and large, they are so peaceful that there's no point bringing up all of the incidents of mass violence perpetrated by Islamic individuals compared to those who are hardcore adherents of other religions for comparative purposes ... ever. Alas, with Ramadan in full swing, we consider it our civic duty to fill you in on all of the things the Mohammadens are up to these days. Wondering what "the religion of peace" has wrought over the last fortnight? Well, here you go, infidels...


Of course, that revered liberal progressivist icon the Dalai Lama has to have some enlightening thoughts on the European migrant crisis. So what did he tell a German newspaper on June 1? "Germany cannot become an Arab country ... Germany is Germany. There are so many that in practice it becomes difficult. From a moral point of view, too, I think that the refugees should only be admitted temporarily." And remember, kids ... that's straight out of the mouth of his holiness

Higher ed continues noble quest to eradicate world of free thought, expression

Remember when college used to be considered a citadel of free speech, a haven for contrarian thinkers to go against the grain and shape our gilded youth into more critical, well-informed individuals? Well, that shit has been dead as a door nail for at least 25 years, but the amount of Orwellian dreck coming out of hallowed university halls nowadays nonetheless remains equally impressive and concerning. Take heed, America: this is the stuff we're paying our young 'uns to learn nowadays...


And in our how the fuck could anybody agree to fund this bullshit research project of the week, researchers at UCLA recently dropped a report declaring that high school suspensions are costing America hundreds of billions of dollars per year. So, uh, how is Little Johnny getting afterschool detention for calling his teacher a "fuckface" decimating the economy? Well, uh, it isn't directly, UCLA "researchers" declare, but kids who get suspended are more likely to drop out of school, and if they drop out of school they won't make as much money as a Ph. D. in neuroscience, so by subtracting the amount of money a doctor makes per year from how much the average non-high-school-graduate employee makes per year ... that's how much school suspensions are costing us, everybody. Uh - shouldn't fucking college researchers know the difference between "causation" and "correlation" by now? 

Your required dose of The Donald

With the Bern all but extinguished, it looks like we're going to have Hilary Clinton representing the Dems this November. Naturally, this means the media - which has absolutely exhausted itself trying to come up with every possible campaign-derailing trick they can think of - has to really up their game to take out Republican challenger Donald Trump, whose populist, nationalistic, "fuck political correctness" bravado represents arguably the greatest threat to their ability to dictate American thought since the heyday of Andrew Jackson. Taking their brazen political favoritism to lofty new heights of incredulity, click bait pioneer Buzzfeed recently announced that they would refuse to run advertisements for Donald Trump on their site, with the the failing company's president stating it is for the same reason they don't run ads for cigarettes - because Trump is LITERALLY a public health menace. Meanwhile, New York Times scribe Michael Barbaro - who, in the past, has given lectures describing the necessity to "fudge" reality to make stories more captivating - wound up eating a load of his own shit when a hit piece alleging Trump acted like a sexist maniac at a beauty pageant was refuted by the very same people he portrayed as "victims" of Donald's misdoings. And of course, the media had a field day when Trump criticized the partiality of U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel - who belongs to an organization non-descriptively called "San Diego La Raza (Espanol for "The Race") Lawyers' Association" - all the while downplaying all the predominantly Caucasian Trump supporters who were beaten, bloodied and pelted with objects by Mexican-flag-waving Sanders supporters at a recent San Jose rally (nor did the media care too much to explore the mayor's alleged order that police "stand down" during all the mayhem.) Then there are the antics of Vox "reporter" Emmett Rensin, who did away with objectivity (and civility) altogether, urging his readers to "riot" if and when Trump made a campaign stop in their neck of the woods. And proving once and for all that there is literally NO opportunity too small to attack the Donald, overrated comedian Judd Apatow told reporters that the reason why the Internet reaction to the all-women Ghostbusters re-do is so negative is because, by golly, everybody downvoting the trailer on YouTube are a bunch of misogynistic Trump supporters

Of course, as Election Day draws nearer, the anti-Trump rancor is going to grow stronger and stronger. With Hilary Clinton's war chest expected to be in the hundreds of millions of dollars, Trump has no choice but to align himself with big money donors to go toe-to-toe with Hil, and needless to say, I think we all know who the media is going to be tossing their support - both ideologically and financially - to in the lead up to the first Tuesday in November. The only question now is just how low will the media go to make sure Trump isn't elected - and even in an industry infamous for distorting reality to absurd degrees to fit their agendas and causes, I'd venture to guess that we haven't seen nothing compared to what awaits us later this year. Better have your galoshes on tight folks - we are about to get knee deep in some seriously stinky bullshit. 

...and a few headlines that speak for themselves...


















Saturday, March 19, 2016

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-dom

A fond look back at all the things that had ultra-P.C. jihadists OUTRAGED ... before they forget all about them in just a few days.



By: Jimbo X
JimboXAmerican@gmail.com
@Jimbo__X


Media Absolutely Nonplussed By Inability to Derail "The Donald"

The U.S. media - the hypocritical, money-grubbing, corporate-industrial Leviathans they are - continue their absolutely petulant smear campaign against the leading Republican presidential candidate, whose ability to sway the public away from buying hook-line-and sinker whatever their cable TV screens or computer monitors tell them they ought to believe has the so-called "news business" in a tizzy. But alike the old X-Men adversary Sebastian Shaw, however, no matter how hard the media swings to take Donald Trump out, their desperate blows only serve to make the orange-skinned, toupee-sportin' populist all that much stronger. Yes, even after a black dude got punched in the face by an old white dude at a Trump rally and digital shit rags like The Huffington Post ran screeds with titles like "Donald Trump Encourages Physical Violence Once Again," while stories about Trump supporters having guns pulled on them by angry Hispanics remain relegated to regional TV news stations. When a rowdy mob of pro-Bernie protesters invaded a rally in Chicago - complete with punches thrown by alleged anti-violence activists whose grand plan was to overwhelm police and "rush the stage" when Trump came out - the media blamed Trump's rhetoric for inspiring the donnybrook and celebrated podium-crasher Jedidiah Brown like he was some sort of neo-Civil Rights hero (imagine, if you will, an anti-globalist crashing a Hilary Clinton speech receiving the same positive treatment from the press.) The New York Times - whose vendetta against the anti-Free Trade candidate has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that Mexico's most powerful businessmen is the publication's majority shareholder - retaliated with stories about children discussing how afraid they are that their elementary school friends will be exiled if Trump is elected and ran primary projections stating Trump's chances were better in states with more trailer parks and residents sans high school degrees. The Atlantic - which is owned by a former health care policy research firm administrator who raked in $300 million when the company went public - fired back by saying Trump's "racist" platform was designed to "Make America White Again." Slate - which is owned by a man who lobbied for heavy changes to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trades to better suit his own economic interests - responded with a scathing, hardly objective hit piece describing "How Trump Happened" (spoiler: they think it's - you guessed it - racism.) Elsewhere, fly-by-night bits and bytes turd-rag Vox assailed Trump with a laborious essay describing his campaign as the ascension of "American Authoritarianism" and even those godless commie bastards in China took Trump to task with The Global Times citing his "racist" campaign as reason enough why democracy ain't worth pursuing. Alas, despite non-stop, rancorous, brazenly anti-Trump stories circulating day and night with sensational, hyperbolic and downright hysterical titles like "The Trump Violence Surge," what happened come Super Duper Tuesday? Well, Trump only swept the states of Florida, Illinois and North Carolina, pushing him well over the halfway count for delegates necessary to secure the Republican nomination. But even in a resounding victory, all the media can do is desperately try to find a way to turn even THAT into some sort of abstruse indication than Trump and his supporters are white supremacists. It's abundantly clear that the media - both on the right and the left - direly and desperately do not want "The Donald" getting anywhere close to the Oval Office. Unfortunately, it appears that Trump's economic nationalist message is music to a lot of American voters' ears, and the tune - oddly enough - just so happens to sound like the last gasps of legacy media's clammy stranglehold on the collective consciousness. 

Bernie Sanders Proclaims White Folks Don't Know Nothin' 'Bout No Poverty

Lost amidst the media's incessant race-baiting against the Trump campaign was one of the most egregiously idiotic moments in recent presidential politicking history ... which, of course, the "news cycle" all but ignored. At a debate in Flint, Mich. on March 6 (boy, I wonder why they selected that particular locale?), Fidel Castro fan, disgraced Veteran Affairs chairproud Sandinista supporter and failed folk musician Bernie Sanders declared the following: "When you're white, you don't know what it's like to be living in a ghetto. You don't know what it's like to be poor." Now, seeing as how 20 million Caucasian Americans live beneath the federal poverty line - representing more than half of ALL impoverished Americans - one has to consider Señor Sanders' comments nothing less than embarrassingly ignorant. Can you imagine Ted Cruz coming out and saying blacks don't know anything about mass incarceration or John Kasich declaring women don't know anything about domestic violence? Well, it's the exact same level of brazenly wrong here, but for some indiscernible reason, the mass media powers that are just aren't giving the self-declared democratic socialist the admonishing he (rightly) deserves. Furthermore, little has been made about how wantonly racist Sanders comments were against the African-American community - as The Huffington's Post Charlie Nelms put it, "will someone please tell Senator Bernie Sanders that not all blacks live in the ghetto & that racism affects middle AND upper class blacks!" But then again, what would you expect from a man who hails from a state that is 96 percent white and whose idea of "connecting" with the black community is pretending to eat soul food with a C-list rapper

Living in a (Trans)Utopia!

The last few weeks have been great for trans-news. Just take a gander at all of these scandalous, scintillating and sensational matters pertaining to men who want to whack off their wing-wongs and pretend to be the womenfolk (and the aberrant gals who want to replace their hoo-has with hoo-hes): 


And if you have the audacity to even mull the notion that transgender identity and borderline personality disorder could have the same neurological underpinnings ... well, congrats on your disgusting and despicable thought-crime, which we can't even offer a rebuttal to because it's so goddamn transphobic

New Polls Reveals Americans Aren't Too Fond of Immigration and Israelis Pretty Much Support Ethnic Cleansing


N
ew findings from consulting firm A.T. Kearney indicate it ain't just trailer park dwellers who smoke meth while watching The O'Reilly Factor who are opposed to both flavors of immigration to the United States. Per a survey of 2,590 Americans, 61 percent of respondents said they believe "continued immigration to the country jeopardizes the United States." Granted, baby boomers and Southerners were the likeliest to say that immigration - be it legal or illegal - negatively impacted the nation, but hold your horses, amigos: the very same survey found that 55 percent of "multicultural uber alles" Millennials were just as opposed to open borders policies. Sure, it sounds unexpectedly non-progressive, but compared to the popular consensus in Israel, the U.S. findings are downright Utopian. Per the Pew Research Centre, 48 percent of Jews in the Holy Land said they are in favor of proposals to kick all Muslims out of Israel, with 20 percent stating they strongly support efforts to forcibly uproot all Allah-worshipers. Furthermore, four-fifths of respondents said that - at the very least - Jews deserved preferential treatment by the Israeli government, while two-thirds said that "co-existence" with Muslims is impossible. Naturally, this begs the question: how long before somebody in the Israeli parliament starts getting really excited about opening up new "trade relations" with Madagascar

The Overmedicalization of Childhood Continues

Although the long-term, negative side effects of psychotropic pharmaceuticals - particularly, on adolescents - are well documented, a new World Health Organization report finds that the number of children prescribed anti-depressant medications have exploded since 2005. Per WHO findings, the percentage of toddlers, tykes and teens taking selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors increased 60 percent in Denmark, 54 percent in the U.K., 49 percent in Germany and 26 percent in the U.S. Interestingly, the same report comes on the heels of yet another study out of Taiwan suggesting that the uptick in diagnoses of ADHD in pre-schoolers and primary school children could simply be the result of educators failing to take student immaturity into consideration, with The Journal of Pediatrics report finding that the youngest students in each cohort were twice as likely to receive learning disorder diagnoses as their older peers. So, why give a shit if a bunch of youths are weaned on (almost always unnecessary) pharmaceuticals throughout their childhood and remain wholly dependent on a steady stream of public subsidized chemicals to function on even the most basic of levels as adults? Well, the results of a recent JAMA Psychiatry report give us at least one reason: from 2011 to 2014, researchers evaluated the cases of 66 Netherlands citizens who were euthanized for psychiatric conditions - this, despite evidence that at least half of them refused alternate "treatments" that didn't entail pumping a lethal cocktail of drugs into their veins. Long story short? If we're dead set on raising an entire generation incapable of living without crippling pharmaceutical dependencies, don't act surprised when a whole hell of a lot of them volunteer to off themselves on the public dime if and when the option arises.

When the "Victims" of Society Become the Victimizers

By and large, the U.S. media and academic narrative posits heterosexual, Christian and Caucasian males as the most repressive species on Earth. Therefore, virtually everyone else is a cruelly oppressed minority by default - yes, even males who fail to check off any of the other three 'majoritarian' qualifiers. That said, every now and then - and by "every now and then," what I really mean is "all the time" - these alleged minoritans tend to haul off and do things that ... well, certainly casts some doubts on who it is, exactly, that's perpetratin' the real victimizing in U.S. society. Here's a few examples that really knots up the whole ideal (ideal) that Jesus-revering, vagina-loving, melanin-deficient XY-chromosome-carriers are the root of all American evils


And always remember: if you can't find a valid reason to blame the patriarchy for what appears to be the gruesome, premeditated actions of able-minded individuals, you're just not trying hard enough

Army Recruits Declare War on ... White Privilege?


For all the talk about institutional prejudice these days, we never really hear talk about institutional anti-prejudice, which is certainly a much more common occurrence in 21st century America. Publicly-funded colleges across the U.S. now mandate multicultural programs for its students and government employees often have to undergo sensitivity and diversity training so as to better understand their own subconscious intolerance ... at the expense of Joe and Susie Q. Taxpayer, naturally. Just how institutionalized is this multiculturalism uber alles Tao nowadays? Well, it's so guldarn institutionalized that a FOIA request reveled that about 400 cadets at Fort Gordon in Georgia had to sit through a misspelling-strewn PowerPoint presentation titled "Power and Privilege," which among other things, proclaimed that "the trouble we're in privileges some groups at the expense of others," which in turn, promotes a "yawning divide" in income obtainment and quality of life and increases general fear and suspicion in society. Hopefully, our proud men and women in uniform will be thinking about their preferential treatment in society quite a bit, especially as they undergo heavy artillery fire from ISIS and wait four months for a V.A. check-up that anyone with a halfway decent insurance plan could've gotten the next day

In Florida, Another Trevon Gets Gunned Down By a Citizen Standing Her Ground


Stop me if you've heard this one before: a gun-toting home owner in the Sunshine State opens fire on an African-American teenager, shooting and killing him under Florida's controversial Stand Your Ground law that the NAACP would really like you to forget it once heavily supported? Yes, it does indeed sound uncannily similar to the  whole Trayvon Martin brouhaha from 2012 - right down to the "victim," 17-year-old Trevon Johnson - but there's a mighty big discrepancy between the two cases; whereas the affair from four years ago appears to have been the results of an overzealous, paranoid Hispanic man getting into more trouble than he could handle and then having to use lethal - but probably justifiable - force to save his own life, this most recent slaying is a lot more, pardon the expression, black and white. The deets? A 54-year-old woman heard a burglar alarm go off, she found the teen inside her home trying to rob her, he attacked her, and she popped a cap in his burglarizing ass. Despite this being about as clear cut a defensible homicide as you're likely to find, Johnson's kinfolk ain't too happy about all this. Enter Johnson's cousin Nautika Harris, who tried to to exonerate her cuz of any culpability thusly: 

I don’t care if she have her gun license or any of that. That is way beyond the law… way beyond, he was not supposed to die like this. He had a future ahead of him. Trevon had goals… he was a funny guy, very big on education, loved learning ... You have to look at it from every child’s point of view that was raised in the hood. You have to understand… how he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school? You have to look at it from his point-of-view.

Well, shit. If black youths can't feel safe choosing to rob the homes of strangers, where can they feel safe in our remorselessly racist society


High Schools: The Next Battlefield in the Ongoing Cultural War?

Over the last few months, the central battleground in the Great Social Justice War have been America's college campuses. Missouri, Dartmouth, Yale, Cal State ... we are all well aware of the gory details by now. However, there seems to be an intriguing shift towards moving the proverbial goalposts down to the high school level, where more and more P.C.-tinged stories are making waves and causing a commotion on the social media. Here are just a few sampler platter items that very well could portend the expanded SJW battlefields of tomorrow


Of course, it may be just a matter of time until we roll back the P.C. warzone to the elementary level. Sure, it may seem a little unrealistic to expect fourth-graders to come to grips with concepts like intersectionality and white privilege, but I wouldn't discount their collective maturity levels. After all, 9-year-olds in Memphis are already dealing drugs to each other, so who knows what sort of third-wave feminist claptrap they would be able to comprehend?

SJWs OUTRAGED Over "Racism" in Feminist-Tinged Ghostbusters Reboot

The upcoming Ghostbusters reboot is controversial already, with many aggrieved people whose opinions are invalid simply on account of the fact they have penises saying the all-women recasting is a furtive attempt to promote feminist propaganda at America's multiplexes - which, as we all know, is something Hollywood never, ever lets happen. Well, you can add scribe Janessa Robinson to the ranks of those damn-damn-damn-opposed to the movie, who penned a screed in The Guardian recently decrying the film's trailer for not making the movie's central African-American characters an expert on ghost sciences. "Where white women stand on the backs of black women, and other women of colour, to gain success and power, feminism is not present," Robinson writes. "And the claim that the film somehow represents the practice of feminist casting and characters can only hold true if you do the mental gymnastics necessary to deny the fact that black women are women, too."

This, over fictitious characters, in a fictitious film, fighting fictitious supernatural beings. When you're having to blame make-believe ghost chasers for promoting racial inequality, don't you think you owe it to yourself to take a looooong look in the mirror and reevaluate exactly what you're doing with your life? 

...and a few headlines that speak for themselves...

China bans gays, cleavage, smoking drinking and reincarnation from its airwaves

Guns rights activist in Florida shot by her own 4-year-old son

Man in Orlando robbing Dollar Tree stores while dressed as Batman

Man who shot Idaho pastor, tried to break into White House says reptile people made him do it

Mass murderer blames deadly Wisconsin spree on demonically possessed Uber app

West Virginia legislators stricken with food poisoning hours after legalizing raw milk sales

Taxpayers fund Oregon professor's study of how "feminist glaciology"

Disney directly marketing new film to "furry" demographic

In $115 million lawsuit, Hulk Hogan forced to admit he doesn't have 10-inch penis while Gawker editor says he would gleefully publish child pornography on website if it involved a celebrity

Joe's Crab Shack apologizes for using photos of lynchings as restaurant decor

"The Dog Whisperer" Cesar Milan accused of animal abuse

Anti-immigrant rally in Berlin draws crowd ten times larger than anticipated

Courtney Stodden says dad tried to arrange threesome with her and her mother

Chicago woman who drowned three of her kids might lose custody of the three kids she hasn't killed

National Public Radio denounces search engine algorithms as racist, sexist

American in North Korea sentenced to 15 years in gulag for trying to steal propaganda poster

Massachusetts sub arrested for trying to strangle student to death in the middle of class

UGA legend, MMA fighter Herschel Walkers disputes allegations Donald Trump is racist; rather than allow African-American athlete to form own opinion, Internet commentators immediately blame it on brain damage