LIVE(ish) Play-By-Play from Week 2's Raiders vs. Jets Game!

This Week's Episode:

"S-H-I-T, Shit, Shit, Shit!"

By: Jimbo X
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@JimboX

It's that time of year again, folks! As is the tradition here at The Internet Is In America, we're going to do our damnedest to give you LIVE play-by-play coverage of every single Oakland Raiders game of the season, including today's home stand against New York. Join us LIVE on Sunday, Sept. 17 for our patented possession-by-possession coverage of week 2's Raiders vs. Jets game, with the festivities beginning at 4 p.m. eastern time. There'll be updates every commercial break, so be sure to bookmark this shit prior to kickoff. And, as always, do us and yourselves a kindness and let all your fellow Raiders fans know what we're up to by posting links to our coverage on your social media pages. Hey, we're all in this together, remember (#SilverAndBlackLivesMatter) ... 

1:35 PM - The kickoff will be at 4:05 PM Eastern. The Raiders are 1-0 heading into the home stand, while the Jets are looking for their first win of the season.

1:36 PM - The Raiders are 13.5 point favorites heading into the game. The last time the Raiders were favored that much was in 2001, in a game against Dallas - which the Raiders only won by a touchdown. 

1:37 PM - The over/under for the game is 43.5. ESPN's Pro Football Index gives the Raiders a 91 percent chance to win the game. 

1:38 PM - For the Raiders, fullback Jamize Olawale is questionable, as is cornerback Sean Smith and safety Keith McGill.

3:59 PM - And for the Jets? Safety Rontez Mills, TE Eric Tomlinson, LB Bruce Carter, and TE Jordan Leggett are all listed as scratches, while back-up QB Christian Hackenburg is listed as inactive.

4:04 PM - First round draft pick Gareon Conley will be making his pro start as a cornerback for the Raiders this evening, in case you were wondering.

4:06 PM - Oakland will receive first. Patterson takes it a little past the OAK 15.

4:06 PM - Marshawn hit behind the line on the first down run. There's a late flag.

4:07 PM - It's an unnecessary roughness call against the Raiders.

4:07 PM - Second and 18. Walford takes it to the OAK 15.

4:08 PM - Third and 11. Patterson gets six yards, which isn't enough to move the chains.

4:09 PM - Raiders punt. There's a flag in the backfield.

4:09 PM - It's a five yard penalty against the Raiders.

4:10 PM - Josh McCown is the starting QB for the Jets. Karl Joseph drops the running back for a two-yard loss.

4:11 PM - Second and 12. Matt Forte gets a three yard gain.

4:11 PM - Third and nine. McCown scrambles for maybe one yard. Time for the Jets to punt.

4:12 PM - The kick sails out of bounds around the OAK 19.

4:15 PM - Lynch rumbles for about four yards.

4:16 PM - Second and six. A 26 yard pick-up for Michael Crabtree on a Lynch to Carr flea-flicker.

4:17 PM - Patterson with a seven or so-yard run.

4:17 PM - Second and two. Cooper with a quick pick-up on the slant to move the chains.

4:18 PM - Lynch slips and rolls on a first down pitch.

4:19 PM - Second and 10. Marshawn with a four yard gain.

4:19 PM - Third and six. Flags down. Looks like the Jets jumped. Yep, it's five free yards for the Raiders.

4:20 PM - Third and one. Lynch takes it down to the OAK 20. That's a 13-yard rip.

4:21 PM - Incomplete to Seth Roberts in the end zone.

4:22 PM - Second and 10. Jared Cook with a six yard reception.

4:22 PM - Third and fourth. Washington takes it down to nearly the Jets' 1.

Michael Crabtree gets the Raiders on the board first via a one-yard TD reception.

4:23 PM - First and goal. TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS!

4:24 PM - Michael Crabtree reels in the two-step screener.

4:24 PM - And the PAT is good. Raiders take the lead, 7-0.

4:27 PM - The Jets return man takes it to the NYJ 37.

4:28 PM - Robbie Anderson hauls in the 19-yard pass.

4:29 PM - The deep pass gets slapped away by Gareon Conley.

4:29 PM - Second and 10. Forte hit right at the line.

4:30 PM - Third and nine. MARIO EDWARDS JR WITH THE SACK!

4:35 PM - Donald Penn hit with a clipping penalty.

4:35 PM - Cook with about ten on the first and 17 play.

4:36 PM - Second and 7. Richard hit at the line.

4:36 PM - Third and seven. Amari Cooper with a 13-yard reception.

4:37 PM - And the Jets call a timeout, because they're still the Jets.

4:40 PM - Cooper hit right at the line on the first down pass.

4:40 PM - Second and 11. Crabtree is putting his shoe back on as the quarter ends.

4:43 PM - Still second and 11. And Richard gets a HUGE gain on the scoop and run. That's 39 yards.

4:44 PM - Lynch hit behind the line on the first yard run. 

4:45 PM - Second and 10. Lynch runs for about four yards.

4:45 PM - TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! Michael Crabtree with his second end zone pilgrimage of the day!

4:46 PM - And the PAT is good. The Raiders lead it, 14-0.

4:49 PM - The Jets take the touchback, so they'll start at their own 25.

4:50 PM - McGuire with a six yard run.

4:51 PM - Second and four. Sterling hauls in enough yardage to move the sticks.

4:51 PM - Tye with about three yards on a pick-up.

4:52 PM - Second and six. Bruce Irvin hits the ball carrier behind the line for a loss. And just like last week, he gets hit with an unnecessary roughness call.

4:54 PM - Jets get 15 free yards and they're now at the midfield point. McGuire gets maybe three yards on the run.

4:54 PM - Second and seven. The back gets about four yards.

4:55 PM - Third and two. And Kearse actually HAULS in the 34 yard pass for a touchdown. The PAT is good. It's 14-7, Oakland.

4:59 PM - Patterson takes the kick all the way up to the OAK 30. Flags are down.

5:00 PM - Jon Feliciano hit with a personal foul penalty. That backs them up to their own 15.

5:00 PM - Crabtree with a 21 yard reception.

5:01 PM - Lynch runs for about eight.

5:01 PM - The pass is just short of Cook.

5:02 PM - Third and two. And the Raiders call a timeout.

5:03 PM - And the pass is short of Cook again. King out to punt.

5:04 PM - The Jets fair catch it at their own 9.

5:07 PM - Forte with a six yard run.

5:07 PM - Second and four. Forte with a seven yard pick up to move the chains.

5:08 PM - McGuire with a catch and run for seven yards.

5:09 PM - Second and three. Powell with maybe a yard on the catch.

5:09 PM - Third and three. Looks like the Jets receiver was hit just shy of the line.

5:10 PM - Well, they converted by a couple of inches.

5:11 PM - And Del Rio is challenging the spot of the ball.

5:12 PM - The ruling on the field stands.

5:13 PM - The running back is hit behind the line. There's a flag on the play.

5:14 PM - That's a 15-yard taunting penalty against Marquel Lee. 

5:14 PM - Forte runs across the OAK 40.

5:15 PM - That was a 16-yard run. Forte with a seven yard run.

5:15 PM - Second and three. Forte dropped about a yard shy of the first down marker.

5:16 PM - Third and one. The Jets call a timeout.

5:17 PM - And Tye can't haul in the catch.

5:18 PM - Jets trying for a field goal. It's good. Raiders still lead, 14-10.

5:19 PM - It'll be a touchback, so the Raiders will start the next drive at their own 25.

5:20 PM - Lynch with a two yard gain.

5:20 PM - Second and eight. Cooper can't hold on to it.

5:21 PM - Third and eight. And nope, it's not enough to move the chains.

5:22 PM - There's the two minute warning.

5:24 PM - Raiders punt. THE JETS FUMBLE IT AND THE RAIDERS RECOVER IT WITHIN THE JETS' 5!

5:25 PM - Holton with the pivotal recovery. Lynch hit at the line.

5:27 PM - Second and goal. Lynch with about two yards on the run.

5:28 PM - Third and goal. TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! Beast Mode with his first score as an Oakland Raider!

5:28 PM - The PAT is good. Raiders lead it 21-10 with 21 seconds left in the half.

5:29 PM - Touchback, so the Jets will begin at their own 25.

5:30 PM - And the Jets just take a knee and run out the clock.

5:31 PM - Our halftime stats? Derek Carr is 13 for 18 for 167 yards and two touchdowns, while Josh McCown is 8 for 11 for 82 yards and one touchdown strike.

5:32 PM - As far as the run game is concerned, it's a lot closer than it would seem. The Raiders have 52 yards on the ground, while the Jets aren't far behind with 47.

5:33 PM - Michael Crabtree is the game's top receiver at the half. He's got 75 yards and two touchdowns on four receptions. Marshawn Lynch is the top rusher with 38 yards and a score on 11 carries.

5:33 PM - The Jets will get the ball first when we return from halftime.

5:45 PM - Offside call against the Raiders on the kickoff.

5:46 PM - Jets start around their own 30. About five yards on Powell's run.

5:46 PM - Second and five. The back might have enough to move the chains.

5:47 PM - Third and short. Looks like Powell has enough for a new set of downs.

5:47 PM - McCown scrambles for nine yards.

5:47 PM - Second and one. McGuire with a seven yard run.

5:48 PM - The back is dropped right at the line.

5:49 PM - Second and 10. Flag is down. 

5:49 PM - It's an illegal motion call against the Jets.

5:50 PM - Second and 15. Forte hit for a loss.

5:50 PM - Third and 18. And McCown RUNS to move the sticks.

5:51 PM - That was a 22 yard run. Carrie breaks up the long shot to the end zone.

5:52 PM - Second and 10. And the receiver is hit behind the line.

5:53 PM - Third and 10. And Anderson is pushed out of bounds about two yards short.

5:53 PM - Fourth and one. And the Jets are going for it.

5:54 PM - And McGuire is STOPPED at the line. 

5:54 PM - It's a delay of game penalty against the Jets, so they get to go again.

5:54 PM - Here comes the field goal unit. The field goal is good. It's 21-13, Raiders.

5:58 PM - Patterson is downed at the OAK 15.

5:59 PM - Washington with a six yard run.

5:59 PM - Second and four. Washington with more than enough to move the sticks.

6:00 PM - Washington with maybe a yard on the play.

6:00 PM - Second and 10. Washington ultimately dropped behind the line. A flag is down.

6:01 PM - 15-yard penalty against the Jets. 

6:01 PM - Crabtree turns the corner for about five.

6:02 PM - Second and six. Cook just shy of moving the sticks.

6:03 PM - Third and one. TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! Patterson cuts right down the middle for a 40-yard-plus run!

6:04 PM - That was a 43-yard run. And the PAT is good. It's 28-13, Raiders.

And don't you ever damn forget it, neither.

6:07 PM -  The Jets take the touchback. They'll start at their own 25.

6:10 PM - AND MACK WITH THE SACK!

6:10 PM - Second and 19. Mack gets called offsides. The Jets get five free yards.

6:11 PM - Second and 14. Kearse pushed out about three yards short.

6:12 PM - Third and three. Kerley converts via a ten-yard gain.

6:13 PM - McGuire with maybe two yards. 

6:13 PM - Second and 8. McGuire can't reel it in.

6:14 PM - Third and 8. JOSEPH SACKS MCCOWN.

6:15 PM - And that's the end of the third quarter. 

6:17 PM - Richard goes down at the OAK 20.

6:18 PM - Cooper with more than enough for a first down. A 16 yard pick up.

6:19 PM - A Jet is injured. Time for a commercial break.

6:22 PM - Lynch with a five yard reception.

6:22 PM - Steve McClendon was the hurt Jet. Second and 6. And Lynch appears to have enough to move the chains.

6:23 PM - TOUCHDOWN RAIDERS! Richard rips a 52-yard run! Of course the PAT is good. It's 35-13, Raiders.

6:27 PM - The ball fell off the stand, so the Raiders get to kick the ball again.

6:28 PM - AND JOSEPH WITH THE STRIP SACK! Raiders take over within the Jets' own 20.

6:30 PM - It's incomplete to Cooper in the end zone, but flags are everywhere.

6:30 PM - That puts the ball at the one yard line. AND CRABTREE WITH HIS THIRD TOUCHDOWN OF THE DAY!

6:31 PM - The XP is good. It's now 42-13, Oakland.

6:36 PM - The Jets take the touchback.

6:36 PM - Forte with about seven on the run.

6:37 PM - Second and 2. Keerley has enough for a new set of downs.

6:37 PM - Kearse with nine on the catch.

6:38 PM - Second and 2. Forte with enough to move the chains.

6:38 PM - Forte runs for maybe four, possibly five.

6:39 PM - Second and five at midfield. The receiver can't hold on to the ball.

6:39 PM - Third and five. The Raiders call a timeout.

6:41 PM - Forte takes it to the OAK 15.

6:41 PM - Amerson breaks it up in the end zone.

6:42 PM - Autry bats down the pass.

6:43 PM - Third and 10. The Jets call a timeout. Kearse reels in the catch in the end zone.

6:45 PM - Oh shit, Joseph looks hurt. OK, he's back on his feet. Good.

6:46 PM - The XP is good. It's 42-20, Raiders.

6:48 PM - Looks like the Jets are going for an onside kick.

6:49 PM - And the Raiders recover at midfield.

6:50 PM - Washington with a five yard run.

6:51 PM - Second and 5. And Lee Smith with enough to move the chains.

6:52 PM - Washington stopped behind the line.

6:52 PM - Second and 11. Washington stopped at the line.

Time to party like it's 2002, ya'll!

6:53 PM - Third and 11. And Richard gets enough to garner a new set of downs.

6:54 PM - Minimal gain on first down.

6:55 PM - Second and nine. Richard takes it to the NYJ 18.

6:55 PM - Third and four. Patterson picks it up at the 11. 

6:56 PM - Richard hit for a loss.

6:57 PM - Second and 11. And that'll take us to the two-minute warning.

7:00 PM - Richard with maybe a yard on the play.

7:01 PM - Third and 10. Washington hit about five yards short of the first down marker.

7:01 PM - Raiders going for it on fourth down, because why not when you are up by 22?

7:02 PM - And the Raiders jump offsides. Here comes the field goal unit. 

7:02 PM - It's good. Raiders lead it 45-20 with half a minute left in the game.

7:03 PM - It's a touchback.

7:04 PM - McGuire runs it up the middle for a first down.

7:05 PM - And that's the ball game, folks. Our final score in Oakland? Raiders 45, Jets 20.

7:06 PM - The Raiders are 2-0 for the first time since 2002. And all I can say is, man ... do I love football, with a passion.

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LIVE Play-By-Play Coverage of Week 8's Raiders vs. Buccaneers Game!

Because we still haven't forgotten about Super Bowl XXXVII, you John Gruden-stealing motherfuckers.

By: Jimbo X

JimboXAmerican@gmail.com

@Jimbo__X

Join The Internet Is In America on Sunday, Oct. 30, for our LIVE play-by-play (well, more like possession-by-possession, but that shit is deathly for SEO) coverage of week 8's Raiders vs. Buccaneers game. The shenanigans begin at 1 p.m. eastern time (with updates every commercial break) so be sure to bookmark this shit before kickoff. And as always, do us and yourselves a kindness and let all your fellow Raiders fans know what we're up to by posting links to our coverage on your social media pages. Hey, we're all in this together, remember (#silverandblacklivesmatter)...

12:35 p.m. - The Vegas line has this one a dead even contest, with 49 set as the over/under.

12:36 p.m. - Receiver Louis Murphy is out for Tampa Bay. And no, Aldon Smith - surprise, surprise - will not be suiting up today for the Raiders.

12:37 p.m. - As to which team is faring better offensively and defensively this season, it really depends on which metrics you are using as a barometer. In terms of overall yardage, the Bucs are "better" than Oakland, posting 381.3 yards per contest to the Raiders' 373.1. and their defense (362.8 yards  per game) is certainly doing better, numerically, than Oakland (436.9 yards per game.) However, when it comes to points per game, the Raiders have the upper hand, putting up 26.4 to TB's 21.3 while allowing 25.6 (compared to TB's 26.5) 

12:53 p.m. - And today's underlying story? The Raiders are 4-0 on the road this season, and the Buccaneers have yet to win a single home game in 2016. Oh, and by the way - today's game is in Tampa.

1:00 p.m. - Oakland is 5-2, Tampa Bay is 3-3. Kickoff coming up in just a few moments.

1:03 p.m. - Raiders will kick off the ball. It's a fairly windy afternoon in central Florida, per the CBS announce crew.

1:04 p.m. - Touchback, so the Bucs will begin at their own 25-yard line.

1:04 p.m. - Rodgers dropped behind the line on first down.

1:04 p.m. - Second and 11. Incomplete pass, Sean Smith looks hurt.

1:06 p.m. - Third and 11. T.J. Carrie comes in as a sub. And Mike Evans reels in a pass to move the chains.

1:07 p.m. - Receiver hit at the line and he drops it. Incomplete.

1:08 p.m. - Second and 10. Smith gets about five on an end-around.

1:08 p.m. - Third and four. Winston scrambles for a new set of downs, but an offensive holding call negates the gain.

1:09 p.m. - Third and 14. And Winston gets tackled right at the line. 

1:10 p.m. - Bucs gotta' punt. Raiders will take over around their own 20.

1:13 p.m. - Cooper gets about eight on a pick-up.

1:13 p.m. - Second and two. Crabtree gets about a yard on a quick hit. Penalty flag is down.

1:14 p.m. - Crabtree gets hit with a 15-yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

1:15 p.m. - Third and 13 now. Roberts can't hang on to a quick slant. Raiders' gotta' punt.

1:15 p.m. -And the Bucs take it all the way up to their own 40. Flags down.

1:16 p.m. - Holding call against Tampa Bay will cost them 10 yards.

1:19 pm. - Rogers gobbled up at the line. T.B. backed up to their own 10 now.

1:19 p.m. - Third and three. Evans with an 18-yard pick-up.

1:20 p.m. - Winston throws it away on first down. Flag down. 

1:20 p.m. - Holding against the Raiders gives T.B. an automatic first down.

1:21 p.m. - Rogers gets about nine yards. 

1:21 p.m. - Second and 1. Rogers runs for about 12. 

1:22 p.m. - First and 10 at the OAK 40. Rogers tackled around the line of scrimmage.

1:22 p.m. - Second and eight. Flag is down. Illegal shift against TB. Five yard penalty.

1:23 p.m. - Second and 13. Smith about five yards short of the first down sticks.

1:24 p.m. - Third and four. Humphries steps out of bounds at the OAK 16. 

1:24 p.m. - Riley being helped off the field now. That's two downed Raiders so far today.

1:25 p.m. - First and 10. Tampa Bay is challenging that Humphries didn't step out of bounds.

1:28 p.m.- Actually, Jack Del Rio was the one that challenged that one. The hell? Regardless, he doesn't get whatever the hell he was trying to get from the folks upstairs.

1:29 p.m. - Rogers gets maybe a yard on first down.

1:29 p.m. - MACK SACKS WINSTON!

1:30 p.m. - Third and 15. A pick-up, but nowhere near enough to pick up a new set of downs. Here comes the field goal unit.

1:31 p.m. - It's good. TB takes the early lead, 3-0.

1:33 p.m. - Richard takes a knee on the kickoff. Raiders will begin at their own 25.

1:34 p.m. - Washington with about a three yard run.

1:34 p.m. - Second and eight. Richard takes it to the 40. Flags everywhere.

1:34 p.m. - Holding call against Gabe Jackson. That's a 10 yard penalty.

1:35 p.m. - Second and 18. And Rivera gets 27 yards on the quick strike!

1:36 p.m. - First and 10 at midfield. Murray hit at the line.

1:36 p.m. - Second and nine. Incomplete.

1:37 p.m. - Third and nine. Carr sacked, the ball comes out and Tampa Bay recovers.Bucs take over at the OAK 40. 

1:38 p.m. - Rogers dropped for a loss. 

1:39 p.m. - Second and 12. The tight end reels it in at the OAK 19.

1:39 p.m. - And that's the end of the first quarter.

1:42 p.m. - And that's a 19-yard touchdown strike to Shepherd. 

1:43 p.m. - The extra point is good and Tampa Bay extends their lead to 10-0.

1:44 p.m. - Richard takes a knee and the Raiders will begin at their own 25.

1:45 p.m. - Murray gets about four yards on the run.

1:46 p.m. - Second and six. Murray hit at the line.

1:46 p.m. - Third and six. And Richard drives it up the gut to the 50 yard line.

1:47 p.m. - Play action pass, and Crabtree is ruled out of bounds.

1:48 p.m. - Second and 10. Cooper gets about four yards on the pick-up.

1:49 p.m. - Third and six again. And Carr throws it away.

1:50 p.m. - Carr hit with an intentional grounding call. 

1:51 p.m. - King comes out to punt. The Bucs fair catch it at their own 19.

1:53 p.m. - Winston hit on the throw and Evans can't reel it in.

1:55 p.m. - Third and three. Humphries moves the chains, but there is a flag.

1:56 p.m. - Ineligible receiver call against TB, so there goes the first down.

1:56 p.m. - Third and eight. Incomplete pass to Evans. 

1:57 p.m. - Tampa Bay punting. Richard takes it up to the OAK 38. Holding call against the Raiders will push them back 10 yards.

1:59 p.m. - OLAWALE TAKES IT DOWN TO THE TB 5!

2:00 p.m. - First and goal. Five yard penalty for letting the play clock run out.

2:01 p.m. - Still first and goal. Murray hit at the line, around the TB 8.

2:02 p.m. - Second and goal. Crabtree hauls it in the end zone, but it's offensive pass interference. The Raider lose ANOTHER ten yards on that one.

2:03 p.m. - Second and goal from the TB 19. Richard takes it to the 15.

2:03 p.m. - Third and goal. Nineteen yards to pay dirt.

2:04 p.m. - It's broken up in the end zone. Here comes the field goal unit. The 31-yard field goal is good. It's 10-3, TB.

2:14 p.m. - Sorry, my Wi-Fi went down for the last 10 minutes. Whatever happened in the interim will be a surprise to me, too.

2:15 p.m. - OAK is at their 1-yard line. Crabtree takes it up to the OAK 19. 

2:16 p.m. - First and 10. Murray gets about six yards on the run.

2:17 p.m. - Second and four. And Washington breaks it all the way down to TB territory for a 20-yard plus run!

2:17 p.m. -  Murray takes it to the TB 43. 

2:18 p.m. - Late flag down. Illegal formation penalty costs the Raiders five yards.

2:19 p.m. - First and 15. Murray gets back to midfield. 

2:20 p.m. - Second and 11. Murray gets about five yards on the catch. Two-minute warning.

2:23 p.m. - Third and six. Richard hit at the line for little to no gain.

2:23 p.m. - King comes out to punt. 

2:24 p.m. - Tampa Bay takes the ball back at their own 10 with about a minute left in the half.

2:26 p.m. - Roger with a five yard run.

2:27 p.m. - Second and six. Rogers runs it about a yard shy of the first down marker.

2:28 p.m. - And T.B. just runs out the clock. 

2:28 p.m. - Our score at halftime? Tampa Bay leads Oakland 10-3. The Raiders get the ball back when the third quarter begins. 

2:28 p.m. - Believe it or not, the Raiders are outyarding the Bucs 188 to 164. But TB has had control of the ball longer - about 16 minutes to the Raiders 14. 

2:29 p.m. - The Raiders are outpassing TB 123 to 97. The rushing yards are about even. The big numerical factor in this one has been penalty yards - so far, the Raiders have been hit TEN times for a cumulative loss of 86 yards.

2:49 p.m. - All right, the Raiders are at the TB 1 following a million billion defensive penalties against Tampa Bay. AND DONALD PENN, THE FORMER BUCCANEER, REELS IN THE TD PASS! And Sea-bass is automatic. We've got ourselves a tied game, 10-10 with about 10 minutes left in the third quarter.

2:52 p.m. - The TB return man takes it up to the 24 before being pushed out of bounds.

2:54 p.m. - AND MACK SACKS WINSTON AGAIN!

2:54 p.m. - Second and 15. Winston overthrows the receiver on a deep pass.

2:55 p.m. - Third and 15. WAY overthrown there. TB has to punt on the three and out.

2:56 p.m. - The Raiders down it at about their own 30. Murray with a good six, seven yard run.

2:59 p.m. - Second and three. And Murray gets more than enough to move the sticks.

3:00 p.m. - Incomplete to Crabtree.

3:00 p.m. - Second and 10. Cooper reels it in for a 16 yard pick-up.

3:01 p.m. - Olwale gets about a yard on the catch.

3:02 p.m. - Second and nine.Washington runs for about five.

3:03 p.m. - Third and four coming up. TOUCHDOWN AMARI COOPER! A 34 YARD BOMB FROM DEREK CARR! Sea-bass is automatic. The Raiders now lead it 17-10.

3:06 p.m. - Tampa Bay starts at their own 25. Rogers gets about three yards on the run.

3:07 p.m. - Second and seven. Rogers runs for nine yards, easily picking up the new set of downs.

3:08 p.m. - Rogers crushed behind the line. Shilique Calhoun with a WWE-caliber suplex on the tackle.

3:09 p.m. - Second and 12. Winston hit on the throw and he can't make the completion.

3:09 p.m. - Third and 12. Winston swarmed and he lobs an incompletion under pressure.

3:10 p.m. - Richard hit at the OAK 13 on the punt. 

3:14 p.m. - Donald Penn hit with a leg whip penalty.

3:14 p.m. - First and 17 at their own 7. Cooper with a short pick-up.

3:15 p.m. - Second and eight. The Raiders take a timeout. 

3:16 p.m. - Incomplete to Crabtree. Flag down. It's against Oakland. 

3:16 p.m. - Second and 16 now. Roberts hit automatically. Third and long coming up.

3:17 p.m. - Oakland pushed back to their own 5. Rivera with a pick-up, but it is well short of moving the chains. Time to punt. 

3:18 p.m. - King shanks it to the 50, but a flag is down.

3:19 p.m. - And the OAK penalty gives TB five free yards. 

3:20 p.m. - Rogers swarmed at the line.

3:20 p.m. - Second and 10. Humphries breaks out a huge gain (42-yards) and gets stopped at the OAK 5. 

3:21 p.m. - And that's the end of the third, folks. 

3:24 p.m. - Touchdown Tampa Bay. But the kicker shanks it on the extra point. OAK still leads it, 17-16.

3:26 p.m. - Johnny Holton with a very short gain on the run.

3:26 p.m. - And Cooper takes it ten yards for a new set of downs.

3:27 p.m. - Richard takes it to the 42. 

3:28 p.m. - Second and four. Richard about a yard shy of the first down marker.

3:29 p.m. - Third and one. Murray converts. 

3:30 p.m. - Raiders at midfield. The pass to Walford is broken up.

3:31 p.m. - Second and 10. Crabtree picks up enough yardage to move the chains.

3:31 p.m. - Washington with maybe a yard. 

3:32 p.m. - Second and 10. Richard hit for a loss.

3:32 p.m. - Third and long. Incomplete to Crabtree. Marqutte King comes out to punt.

3:33 p.m. - And TB will begin the next drive at their own 13.

3:36 p.m. - About eight minutes left in the game. 

3:36 p.m. - Third and 7 for TB. The ball is broken up, but a flag is down. 

3:37 p.m. - 15 yard penalty against Karl Joseph. But on the plus side, it looks like a Tampa Bay player is really hurt. 

3:40 p.m. - Incomplete pass to Evans on a long bomb shot.

3:41 p.m. - Second and 10. Rogers about a yard shy of the first down marker.

3:41 p.m. - Third and one for TB. Raiders get hit for five yards for too many men on the field.

3:42 p.m. - And TB takes it to the OAK 40.

3:43 p.m. - Incomplete to Shepherd, but a flag is down. It's against the Raiders. Pass interference. 

3:44 p.m. - Second and five at the OAK 15. 

3:45 p.m. - Rogers maybe a yard shy of the first down marker.

3:46 p.m. - And the Raiders get hit by ANOTHER 12-man penalty. That's a new set of downs for TB right at OAK's doorstep.

3:47 p.m. - That's 150 total penalty yards for the Raiders, if you are counting. Winston with  run to the OAK 1. 

3:48 p.m. - And Rogers punches it in for the TD. Bucs going for two. And Evans reels it in. 

3:49 p.m. - With less than 4 minutes to go, the Buccaneers regain the lead 24-17.

3:51 p.m. - Raiders begin at their own 25. Carr on the run can't hook up with Crabtree.

3:52 p.m. - Second and 10. Roberts reels in a big pick-up. 

3:53 p.m. - Incomplete on the deep shot.

3:54 p.m. - Second and 10. Fastball to Walford for a 17-yard pick-up.

3:55 p.m. - COOPER TAKES IT DOWN TO THE TB 10! A 30-yard plus gain!

3:55 p.m. - Roberts ruled out of bounds in the end zone. And that is the two minute warning.

3:57 p.m. - Third and 10. And Cooper takes it about a yard shy of the TB 2. 

3:58 p.m. - HUGE fourth down. Incomplete to Roberts, but a defensive call gives the Raiders a NEW SET OF DOWNS!

3:59 p.m. - First and goal for Oakland. Olawale in the backfield. Flag against the Raiders - false start puts them back five yards.

3:59 p.m. - Still first and goal, from the TB 8. TOUCHDOWN RIVERA! Janikowski comes out for the extra point. 

4:00 p.m. - Sea-bass is good. We've got ourselves a tied game, 24-24, with a minute and a half left in the fourth. 

4:03 pm. - Tampa Bay begins at their own 25. They have all three of their timeouts, the Raiders have two.

4:04 p.m. - Second and seven. Evans can't reel it in. 

4:05 p.m. - Third and seven with about a minute left. 

4:05 p.m. - Evans can't hold on. It is fourth and seven, and TB has to punt. 

4:05 p.m. - Fifty-eight seconds left. The Raiders are getting the ball back. And Richard goes out at the OAK 45. 

4:06 p.m. - Crabtree takes it to the TB 45. 

4:07 p.m. - Twenty seconds left on the clock. Carr spikes it. Seventeen seconds left. 

4:07 p.m. - Second and 10. TB calls a timeout. 

4:08 p.m. - Cooper drops a pass WAY down field. Third and 10. 

4:09 p.m. - Eleven seconds left. And Carr scrambles to get the first down!

4:10 p.m. - Out comes Sea-bass. From 50 yards out. TB takes a timeout.

4:10 p.m. - Four seconds on the clock. It's no good. Get ready folks - we're headed to overtime.

I fucking love EVERYTHING about this image. Absolutely everything.

4:12 p.m. - The Raiders win the toss. A touchdown wins it, a field goal gives TB another possession. 

4:15 p.m. - The Raiders take over at their own 25. 

4:15 p.m. - The Raiders, for the record, have won their last five overtime games.

4:16 p.m. - Murray gets a couple of yards on a short run up the sideline. 

4:16 p.m. - Second and four. Murray gets maybe a yard. 

4:17 p.m. - Third and two. Crabtree takes it to the TB 22 yard line! a 45-yard pick-up!

4:17 p.m. - Cooper with a five yard pick-up, but he is hit with a facemask penalty. 

4:18 p.m. - That is the 19th penalty for the Raiders today. 

4:19 p.m. - First and 21. Richard takes it to the TB 30.

4:19 p.m. - Second and 16. Incomplete pass to Crabtree.

4:20 p.m. - Third and 16. Flag down, it is false start against the Raiders. 

4:21 p.m. - Third and 21. That's 20 penalties - the most in franchise history. 

4:22 p.m. - Andre hit at the line. Here comes Sea-bass. It's a 54-yard attempt. It's no good. Tampa Bay gets it back pretty close to midfield. Now all it takes is a field goal to win it.

4:23 p.m. - Incomplete pass downfield by Winston.

4:24 p.m. -Second and 10. Evans gets maybe four yards on the catch. 

4:24 p.m. - Third and five. Evans cannot reel it in. Tampa Bay elects to punt. This is a terrible game for somebody who had to take a major shit 15 minutes ago.

4:25 p.m. - Raiders get their 21st penalty of the game. They will begin their next drive at their own 10.

4:26 pm. - Crabtree gets five yards on the catch. 

4:27 p.m. - Second and five. And Murray burns it downfield for 19 yards!

4:27 p.m. - Crabtree reels it in downfield! But a holding penalty eliminates the 42-yard gain.

4:29 p.m. - First and 10. Incomplete pass to Roberts. 

4:30 p.m. - Second and 10 with about eight minutes left. And Cooper takes it to the TB 46!

4:30 p.m. - That's 430 yards for Derek Carr - a new single game Raiders record.

4:31 p.m. - That's the Raiders 22nd penalty - it ties the single game NFL record.

4:32 p.m. - Second and 16. And that's penalty number 23. 

4:33 p.m. - Third and 20 from the OAK 44. Walford takes it to the TB 41. PENALTY NUMBER 24 AGAINST THE RAIDERS. That makes it third and 17.

4:35 p.m. - Crabtree goes down at the TB 43. Out comes King to punt. 

4:36 p.m. - And TB gets the ball back at their own 10 with about four and a half minutes left. 

4:36 p.m. - Rogers is out, so Antoine Smith is getting halfback duties for TB.

4:37 p.m. - Second and eight. Smith fumbles the ball, but TB recovers. 

4:38 p.m. - Third and three. The Bucs call a timeout. Three and a half minutes left.

4:39 pm. - Incomplete to Smith. The Bucs have to punt.

4:40 p.m. - Richard gets dropped around their own 45, looks like.

4:40 p.m. - Murray picks up the first down. 

4:41 p.m. - Incomplete to Cooper. 2:30 left. 

4:41 p.m. - Second and 10. Crabtree takes it to the TB 42. Third down coming up.

4:42 p.m. - And that is the two minute warning.

4:45 p.m. - Third and four. Incomplete to Cooper. 

4:46 p.m. - Raiders going for it on fourth down.

4:46 p.m. - Tampa Bay calls a timeout. 

4:46 p.m. - TOUCHDOWN SETH ROBERTS! A 40-yard touchdown strike from Derek Carr!

4:48 p.m. - And that is the ball game folks! Your Oakland Raiders are the winners of a thrilling 30-24 overtime victory over Tampa Bay! 

4:51 p.m. - That's the FIFTH road win of the year for the Raiders as they improve to 6-2 on the year. The Raiders finished that one with not only the new pro football record for penalties in a game, but with an incredible 626 total offensive yards, with Derek Carr lobbing the rock for 513 passing yards and four aerial touchdowns. 

4:53 p.m. - Which means, yes, despite being hit with 200 yards (no joke) in penalties, the Raiders STILL managed to walk away with a victory today. 

4:54 p.m. - All I can say is, holy goddamn shit, I love pro football sometimes.

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