Saturday, April 16, 2016

This Week in Social Justice Warrior-Dom

A fond look back at all the the things that had ultra-P.C. jihadists OUTRAGED ... before they forget all about them in just a few days.

By: Jimbo X

Racism ... it's everywhere, including places it actually isn't

Fascistic white prejudice is such an ingrained part of American culture that even though we're having a really, really hard time finding concrete examples of it, we still have to remind ourselves on a daily basis that we've hardly  made any progress at all since the Jim Crow era. I mean, sure, racism isn't technically codified in our laws anymore and most of the criminal justice "inequalities" drudged up all the time can usually be explained away in two or three Google searches. And yes, many of our educational institutions have actually given African-American students considerable entitlements (to the detriment of other minorities), but damn it, if the ghastly auger of racism isn't bearing down on us at all times, how else are we going to be able to discuss the root causes of things like the disproportionate black homicide rate, and African-Americans' higher levels of unemployment and lower levels of educational attainment? Rather than dare suggest that the breakdown of the African-American family has created a widespread culture of failure where expectations are lowered to the point of abject nihilism, it's a whole lot easier to pin the blame on old whitey, who by now, has wised up to all that Civil Rights hullabaloo and found newer, more secretive ways to hold the black man (and woman, and transwoman, and transman, and the occasional Transformer, too) down. What ways am I talking about, you may be pondering? Well, here's just a few glimpses into what constitutes "racism" in the post-post-modern era...

Well, not to be too vulgar, but if you ask me, all this stuff sounds like a big old steaming pile of doo-doo. But wait a minute, doo-doo is black, and not only is the toilet paper I remove it with white, it even comes in sheets just like the Klan! Oh goodness, I had no idea, but apparently, I'm racist for even thinking about bowel movements. All apologies, Africa-America: I'll send a SASE with a $500 check to the Rev. Jesse Jackson just as soon as I am done self-flagellating in my safe zone

Wide power! 

"Body shaming" is a term created by fat, lazy people looking to blame others for their own lack of restraint and willpower passionate Internet feminists who have had it UP TO HERE with big media and big fashion telling them they need to look like anorexic Bulgarians to get a man's attention. Of course, never mind that heterosexual dudes have a natural affinity for bigger girls and virtually all of the fashion media out there is produced by either gay men or hate-filled women, but asides, asides, asides. As of late, there have been quite a few "body positive" news items making the rounds, and their inanity is something well worth shining a spotlight on:

Of course, who are we to scoff at lard-asses who voluntarily decide to stuff their bellies with a surfeit of foodstuffs and engage in less physical activity than your aggregate quadriplegic? Rather, we should embrace these fat-asses with open arms and cherish their alternative lifestyle, being sure to never, ever make them feel an ounce of sorrow for having blood sugar consistencies akin to the contents of a hummingbird feeder. I mean, it's not like obesity-related illnesses account for one-fifth of all health care costs in the United States and represent a completely avoidable taxpayer burden or anything...

Your regularly scheduled dose of #BLM hilarity

Of course, no This Week in Social Justice Warrior-dom update is complete without a round-up of all the hilarious #BlackLivesMatter happenings as of late, and - as par for the course - we no doubt have plenty of knee-slappers and rib-ticklers to peruse through: 

Huh ... is it just me, or are these #BLM demonstrations/manufactured outrages becoming more and more half-assed? Hey, even pretending to be upset over nonexistent injustices tends to wear you out after awhile, I suppose...

No need to panic when it comes to Hispanics?

According to the media narrative, Hispanic immigrants - legal or otherwise - are merely hard-working, God-fearing, decent folks simply looking to improve their lot in life by partaking of the manual (Manuel?) labor offered in the U.S. that we're constantly told "other workers" do not want. Alas, not every Julio and Pedro who pole vaults across the border is a family man seeking to save his family from starvation, one landscaping gig at a time. Here are a couple of recent stories involving Hispanic individuals who appear to be taking another job from the U.S. natural born - that being, good old fashioned homicides and sex crimes

And all of a sudden, all that talk about building a Great Wall of Mexico, if but for a moment, becomes just a smidge more reasonable...

Some ... interesting ... developments in the ongoing European migrant crisis

Over in the land of Hegel, Heidegger, Hitler and - perhaps most unfortunately, Hasselhoff - the influx of Muslim "asylum seekers" shows no signs of slowing down. And with it comes some fairly intriguing poll numbers, which seem to suggest a lot of native-born Europeans ain't exactly all that cool with Islamic invaders - I mean, totally welcome guests - taking up residence in their ancestral homelands. A recent survey conducted by a French agency found that two-thirds of Germans favored ending Europe's "open border" policies, while another poll reveals Britons over the age of 50 are so god-dang fed up over the migrant crisis that they want the U.K. to withdraw from the E.U. altogether. Of course, all of this is just a bunch of needless fearmongering and "othering" of a misunderstood, marginalized religious minority, and all these "nativist" Europeans need to shut their vile, racist traps and accept "modernity" like everybody else. I mean, it's not like there are surveys out there revealing half of all Muslims in England want homosexuality outlawed, or atheists in Bangladesh being hacked to death by Islamofascists, or confirmed reports that Cologne police were ordered to remove the term "rape" from highly-publicized sexual assault incidents so as to not offend the Muhammadan newcomers or anything. Jeez, the way these prejudiced white folks are acting, you'd think Islamic jihadists have killed nearly 6,000 people and injured another 7,500 in 39 countries in just the first four months of 2016 or something. Preposterous, no?

Higher education, lower intelligence

Oh, American colleges - those glorious bastions of liberal indoctrination that, these days, are only good for producing debt-laden, unlearned Bernie Sanders supporters who can't explain what objectivity is, but can tell you at least four or five ways eating tacos is inherently offensive. Public or private, rest assured that post-secondary education in these United States is doing a bang-up job of turning our gilded young people into the most cerebrally castrated citizenry since Hitler Youth was a thing. Examples, you demand? Why, I thought you'd never ask!

Hold on to your horses, folks - good old-fashioned gumption might just be making a comeback in academia's War Against Common Sense. 

Much ado about rape - whether legitimate, implied, fabricated or encouraged 

Although there are at least ten things we know for a fact are worse, rape is pretty much considered the ultimate 21st societal sin. I mean, killing people in cold blood and horribly maiming babies will get you a free pass pending you are a "protected class" that can blame your actions on some sort of make-believe institutional prejudice, but violently and forcibly placing your penis inside someone is U-N-F-O-R-G-I-V-A-B-L-E, no matter what minoritarian subgroup you have surrendered your individual identity (and thought processes) to. Well, for the most part, as you will soon see...

There's promoting a culture of victimization and there's embracing white guilt. But exonerating an asshole rapist just because he's Sub-Saharan? Yeah, that's not just political correctness run amok - it's downright psychotic self-loathing

Georgia is once again one of the best states in the Union 

When it comes to the worst of humanity, few states do a better job exemplifying the deplorable condition of being than my home state of Georgia (or as the locals pronounce it, Outta-mah-way-white-honkey-muddah-fuggah.) Per the norm, here's a quick and dirty run down of all the dirtiest stuff going down in the "cultural capital" of The Dirty South as of late: 

And the fact that there are people out there who think a cold-blooded murderer deserves mercy simply because somebody said a racial epithet tells you just how brain-damaged the cult of hyper-political correctness has gotten, don't it?

Two studies that in no way, shape or form portend the end of American exceptionalism

Since the late, late 1800s, America has been the preeminent geopolitical (and geo-economic) force on the planet. However, all good things must come to an end eventually, and two recent studies suggest the end of the line might just pop up in our lifetime. First up is a new Gallup survey titled Free Expression on Campus, which reveals, among other startling findings, that...

  • 27 percent of college students believe places of higher education should create policies that eliminate "upsetting or offensive" speech.
  • 28 percent of college students believe universities should bar reporters from covering college campus protests.
  • 20 percent of college students do not believe their universities are doing enough to deter "offensive speech" from taking place. 
  • 56 percent of college students believe general society isn't doing enough to "accommodate" the religious beliefs of others. (Presumably, they mean everybody who isn't a member of the Judeo-Christian faiths, I take it.) 
  • 46 percent of college students ONLY get their news from websites like Buzzfeed or things posted on Facebook or Twitter
  • 74 percent of college students believe it is too easy for things to be stated online "anonymously." 

Aye, such is already a perfect storm for a hyper-politically-correct inverse crypto-socialist utopia, but just you wait! The Wall Street Journal reports that 43 percent of all student borrowers in the U.S. haven't paid a single god-damn mother-fucking dime on their college loans, with one out of every six Americans with student loan debt currently in default. 

So nearly half of the post-grad populace in the country is on pace to never pay back the $200 billion in public funds they "borrowed" and about a quarter of the next-generation of bachelor's degree holdin' deadbeats believe their arbitrary group identification is so fragile that the First Amendment needs to be superseded to protect it. 

It's only April, but there's already plenty of Mayhem 

Spring is such a beautiful time of year. The birds are chirping, the bees are buzzing, and Jack Frost's cold, icy grip slowly but surely gives way to the warm, bright and sunny summer months. It's also a pretty good time of year for heinous child abuse and unspeakable acts of extremist violence, too, as all of the lamentable stories below indicate: 

For decades, African-Americans suffered horrific abuse at the hands of a zealous, racist society. And if what's going on in Chicago is a bellwether for the rest of the country, it looks like they're going to suffer even more under the watchful eye of a new, zealous, anti-racist society. 

...and a few headlines that speak for themselves...

Nashville cop of the year beat up responding to domestic violence incident

Google removes Taliban app from store

Tampa teacher draws criticism for making students fill out "privilege" form 

Washington Post columnist urges readers to raise cats "gender neutral"

California legislator blames son for public funds spent on video game downloads

Soccer team fights racism by digitally altering photograph to make entire team black

Poem about Chinese food in The New Yorker accused of promoting racism

Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa becomes world's first "trans-dragon"

New Jersey students punished for playing "Jews vs. Nazis" beer pong

New Jersey man staring down jail time for Donald Trump fan

The Atlantic urges readers to never punish children for any reason whatsoever

Dubai clerics issue fatwa against stealing neighbors' Wi-Fi

Hardline feminist group demands Amazon pull all Trump products

Online dating site savaged for describing freckles as "imperfections"

Porn site shows solidarity with LGBT population by barring services in North Carolina

Obama signs order forgiving $7.7 billion in college debt owed by the disabled

"Socialism is a conspiracy of losers against achievers," says Russian Jew living in Bay Area


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