Monday, September 16, 2019

This Week in The Downfall of Civilization (Sept. 16, 2019 Edition)

A biweekly round-up of all the news items, big and small, portending the inevitable, unavoidable breakdown of humanity as we know it...

Sunday, September 15, 2019

Thursday, September 12, 2019

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Monday, September 9, 2019

Sunday, September 8, 2019

Saturday, September 7, 2019

Thursday, September 5, 2019

VHS Review: Monster in My Pocket — "The Big Scream" (1992)

The beloved ‘90s toy line had its own one-and-done animated special … and yeah, much like that villainous Vampire, it sure did suck, alright

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Ten BOLD Predictions for the 2019-2020 NFL Season!

In which we give you the projected W-L record for EVERY team in the League … and spoilers a plenty about who’ll be playing in (and winning) Super Bowl LIV!

Tuesday, September 3, 2019

Sunday, September 1, 2019

This Week in The Downfall of Civilization (Sept. 02, 2019 Edition)

A biweekly round-up of all the news items, big and small, portending the inevitable, unavoidable breakdown of humanity as we know it...

B-Movie Review: Summer of Fear (1978)

What better way to herald the unofficial end of summer and the unofficial beginning of fall than a TV-movie that combines horror legends Wes Craven, Linda Blair and … Fran Drescher?

Friday, August 30, 2019

Thursday, August 29, 2019

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Sunday, August 25, 2019

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Wednesday, August 21, 2019

Sunday, August 18, 2019

Double Review: Shaft / Annablle Comes Home (2019)

Both were duds at the summertime box office, but do either films give you a reason to trek ‘em down at your neighborhood repository theaters?

Saturday, August 17, 2019

LIVE(ish) Round-By-Round Coverage of UFC 241: Cormier vs. Miocic 2!

Can’t catch tonight’s latest and greatest PPV spectacular, for whatever reason? No problem, Holmes — our ongoing play-by-play will keep you abreast of the MMA action ALL NIGHT LONG.

Friday, August 16, 2019

Thursday, August 15, 2019

Netflix Review — Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling (2019)

Despite the flagrant pro-trans message, this is one wholly unnecessary ‘90s nostalgia cashgrab that actually has more things going for it than working against it.

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Ten Awesome Metal Albums From The 2000s (That You Should Definitely Listen To)

From Bloodbath to Scar Symmetry, a fond look back at a handful of somewhat underappreciated CDs from the aughties that are WELL worth revisiting today ...

Sunday, August 4, 2019

Saturday, August 3, 2019

Friday, August 2, 2019

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Monday, July 29, 2019

Four Conspiracy Theories Concerning State Farm’s “She-Shed” Commercial

Insurance fraud, spousal jealousy, a hate crime or divine wrath — what REALLY caused Sheryl’s structure to go up in flames?

Sunday, July 28, 2019

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

The Greatest Matches Of All-Time: Mitsuharu Misawa vs. Kenta Kobashi (January 20,1997)

According to the IWC hivemind, it’s the single greatest rasslin match of all-time — but what makes it stand out from the million-billion other great Misawa/Kobashi matches out there?

Monday, July 22, 2019

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Monday, July 15, 2019

The Non-Communist’s Guide to the 2020 Democratic Presidential Candidates

A quick and-to-the-point overview of all 24 presidential candidates from the left of the aisle … from the perspective of a non-Maoist millennial.

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Friday, July 12, 2019

Wednesday, July 10, 2019

Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Jimbo’s Quarterly Rasslin’ Round-Up (Q2 2019 Edition!)

Are you ready for a whirlwind recap of the best, the worst and the most random pro wrestling matches of the last three months? Hold on to your Hulkamania t-shirts, folks — it's time to rumble.

Monday, July 8, 2019

Sunday, July 7, 2019

Saturday, July 6, 2019

LIVE Round-By-Round Coverage of UFC 239: Jones vs. Santos!

Can’t catch tonight’s latest and greatest MMA spectacular? Don’t worry about it, Holmes … we’re gonna’ keep you in the loop all night long.

Thursday, July 4, 2019

Wednesday, July 3, 2019