Dissident Viewpoints

Opinions, the old adage goes, are alike sphincters. Needless to say, I've had some pretty unpopular sphincters over the years.

Here's a compendium of some of the more contentious, less well-received INTERNET IS IN AMERICA works; remember, we can still all agree to disagree... you asshole.

2017 Articles

Wonder Woman ISN'T Empowering, You Dumb Broads

Is There a Scientific Explanation for Homophobia?

Sorry, But Smoking is Sexy

The Only Good Pedophile is a Dead Pedophile

2016 Articles

Three Reasons Muhammad Ali Was a Piece of Crap

2014 Articles

Seven Ways Social Media Has Destroyed Society

"Girl Meets World" SUCKS

100 People You Should Definitely Ignore

Why I Don't Drink

Why America DESPERATELY Needs Another War

"Breaking Bad" Sucks

Why 3D Printing is Stupid

Why Journalism Today Sucks

2013 Articles

The Truth About "Rape Culture" in the U.S. 

The Truth About Depression

Why Zombies Suck (And the Entire "Living Dead"Genre Needs to Die For Good)

Excited about "Superman vs. Batman?" Then You're Probably an Idiot.

What's Wrong with Generation Y?

Why I'm Proud to Be a Bastard

What the Popularity of "Fifty Shades of Grey" REALLY Tells Us About U.S. Culture

2012 Articles

In Defense of "Innocence of Muslims"

Even MORE Things You Can't Talk About at U.S. Colleges

Why Burton's "Batman" is Better than "The Dark Knight"

Daytime TV and the Facsimile of American Justice 

What's So Bad About Cyber-Bullying, Anyway?

An Ode to Our New Lord and Savior, Chris-Chan

Why I Refuse to Acknowledge Anorexia as a Real Disease

Let's Ignore All the Stark-Raving Lunatics, Why Don't We?

An Argument in Favor of Zero Population Growth

Five Things Your College REALLY Doesn't Want You to Ask Questions About

2011 Articles

Five Things You Need to Know About White Trash

Why U.S. College Students Are So Stupid

You Know Who Was Kind of a Jerk? GANDHI.

How to Save Modern Journalism

The Dark Knight (and GOP Propaganda?) Rises

A Rant Against the Radical Health Food Agenda

And In Case You Forgot, Steve Jobs Was a Real Jerk, Too

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