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Wednesday, October 9, 2019
Sunday, October 6, 2019
LIVE(ish) Play-By-Play From Week 5's Raiders vs. Bears Game
This Week's Episode:
"London Calling"
Thursday, October 3, 2019
2019-2020 NFL Power Rankings (Week Four)
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Sunday, September 29, 2019
LIVE(ish) Play-By-Play Coverage From Week 4's Raiders vs. Colts Game!
This Week's Episode:
"The Never-Ending Struggle To Be Merely Average"
Thursday, September 26, 2019
2019-2020 NFL Power Rankings (Week Three)
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Sunday, September 22, 2019
LIVE(ish) Play-By-Play Coverage of Week 3's Raiders vs. Vikings Game!
This Week's Episode:
"Road Trip!"
Wednesday, September 18, 2019
2019-2020 NFL Power Rankings (Week Two)
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Sunday, September 15, 2019
LIVE(ish) Play-By-Play From Week 2's Raiders vs. Chiefs Game!
This Week's Episode:
"How the AFC West Was Won?"
Thursday, September 12, 2019
2019-2020 NFL Power Rankings (Week One)
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Monday, September 9, 2019
LIVE(ish) Play-By-Play From Week 1's Raiders vs. Broncos Game!
This Week's Episode:
"What can Brown NOT do for you?"
Sunday, December 10, 2017
LIVE Play-By-Play Coverage of Week 14's Raiders vs. Chiefs Game!
Today's Episode:
"Better Late Than Never, Huh?"
By: Jimbo X
JimboXAmerican@gmail.com
@JimboX
It's It's that time of year again, folks! As is the tradition here at The Internet Is In America, we're going to do our damnedest to give you LIVE play-by-play coverage of every single Oakland Raiders game of the season, including this afternoon's road test against Kansas City. Join us LIVE on Sunday, Dec. 10 for our patented possession-by-possession coverage of week 12's Raiders vs. Chiefs game, with the festivities beginning at 1 p.m. Eastern time. There'll be updates every commercial break, so be sure to bookmark this shit prior to kickoff. And, as always, do us and yourselves a kindness and let all your fellow Raiders fans know what we're up to by posting links to our coverage on your social media pages. Hey, we're all in this together, remember (#SilverAndBlackLivesMatter)
10:33 AM - Alright, the Raiders and the Chiefs are both 6-6 heading into week 14, and whoever wins this one will be the de facto AFC West leader ... at least for a couple of hours, anyway, pending the Chargers win their game against the Redskins later this afternoon.
10:34 AM - Amari Cooper and Cordarrelle Patterson are both listed as questionable for the Raiders, while Cory James and Jihad Ward are both listed as doubtful. Jon Feliciano is a known scratch. Wait - does that mean David Amerson and Gareon Conley are playing today?
10:38 AM - For the Chiefs, Mitch Morse and Eric Murray are both out. Dee Ford is on the injured reserve and Marcus Peters is suspended.
10:40 AM - Vegas has the Chiefs as -4.5 favorites, with an over/under set at 48.5. ESPN's Football Power Index gives K.C. a 70 percent chance to win the game.
10:41 AM - And here are the relevant offensive and defensive stats:
10:42 - Kickoff is at 1 p.m. I'll see you then, kids.
1:01 PM - It's 50 degrees in Kansas City. Amari Cooper WILL be playing today.
1:03 PM - The Raiders get the ball first.
1:03 PM - The Raiders take a knee in the end zone.
1:03 PM - Crabtree can't hold on to the first down pass.
1:04 PM - Lynch is hit behind the line.
1:05 PM - Third and 11. And Carr gets sacked after running into Keleche Osmele. Yes, his own O-line.
1:06 PM - Raiders punt. The ball lands right at midfield.
1:06 PM - A flag is down. Ten yard holding call against the Chiefs.
1:06 PM - Kelce gets four on the pass.
1:07 PM - Hunt runs for enough to move the sticks.
1:08 PM - Hunt runs for three.
1:08 PM - Smith runs down to the OAK 29. A 16-yard scramble.
1:09 PM - IRVIN SACKS SMITH!
1:10 PM - A six yard loss for K.C. The pass to Harris is incomplete.
1:11 PM - Third and 16. Smith slides after a two-yard run.
1:11 PM - The Chiefs are trying for a field goal. It's a 53-yard attempt. It's good. K.C. takes an early lead, 3-0.
1:15 PM - Raiders take over around their own 25.
1:15 PM - Lynch gets a yard, maybe two.
1:16 PM - LYNCH WITH A HUGE GAIN! A 27-yard run up the gut.
1:16 PM - The pass to Crabtree is incomplete.
1:17 PM - A short pass to Walford. A six yard gain.
1:18 PM - Third and four. Carr overshoots Walford by a mile. Marquette King is out to punt.
1:21 PM - Chiefs dialed back to their own 13. Hunt runs for seven.
1:22 PM - Hunt gets four and converts.
1:23 PM - Harris gets around three or four tackles for a 24-yard catch and run. That puts the ball around midfield for K.C.
1:24 PM - Hunt runs for five.
1:24 PM - Hunt looks like he went down just a few inches shy of the first down marker.
1:25 PM - And the Chiefs convert on third down.
1:26 PM - False start against the offense makes it 1st and 15.
1:26 PM - Hunt gets two, possibly three on the run.
1:27 PM - Second and 13. IRVIN SACKS SMITH AGAIN!
1:28 PM - Third and 16. The Chiefs call a timeout.
1:31 PM - And Tyreek Hill takes it down to the OAK 28.
1:31 PM - Incomplete to Wilson.
1:32 PM - Kelce can't hang on to the end zone sho.
1:32 PM - Third and 10. Smith tries to scramble, but he gets hit before he crosses the first down plain. Hey, it's a holding call against the Raiders. How about that.
1:33 PM - Mario Edwards, Jr. is heading to the locker room.
1:34 PM - And the Chiefs call another timeout.
1:35 PM - And Kelce punches in the 17 yard catch and run for a touchdown.
1:36 PM - Oh, and Kelce's is walking off the field now with some trainers.
1:36 PM - The refs say Kelce's knee was down before he got into the end zone, so those six points are coming off the board. And that'll do us for the first quarter.
1:40 PM - And Kareem Hunt easily saunters in for the one-yard TD run.
1:41 PM - Believe it or not, that's his first touchdown in nine games.
1:41 PM - The XP is good. That makes it 10-0, K.C. with 14:57 left in the second quarter.
1:44 PM - Raiders take over at their own 25.
1:45 PM - Lynch gets one on the run.
1:45 PM - Pattterson with two on the catch and run.
1:46 PM - Third and seven. It's incomplete to Patterson. Raiders have to punt again.
1:47 PM - Hill fair catches it at the K.C. 37.
1:49 PM - Wilson with a 63-yard pick up.
1:50 PM - Hunt gets two before getting popped by Cowser.
1:50 PM - Second and eight. Hunt with enough to move the sticks.
1:51 PM - Kelce gets about four on the catch.
1:52 PM - Second and five. The pass to Kelce is no good.
1:52 PM - Third and five. And Kelce drops what would've been a first down pick-up.
1:53 PM - The Chiefs are out to try a field goal. It's good. Chiefs lead 13-10 with 10:48 left in the second quarter.
1:58 PM - Second and ten. Lynch with a seven yard run.
1:58 PM - Third and three. And there's Cook to reel in the Raiders' first first down conversion of the game.
1:59 PM - The Raiders call a timeout.
2:01 PM - Washington runs for three.
2:01 PM - Second and seven. Lee Smith got illegally shoved on the incompletion.
2:02 PM - That's 15 free yards for the Raiders.
2:02 PM - Washington runs for one.
2:03 PM - Second and nine. Walford gets seven on the catch.
2:03 PM - It's third and three. And Washington has enough to move the sticks. But oh shit, Amari Cooper is down.
2:04 PM - Looks like he get rolled bad on the last play.
2:07 PM - Derek Carr is hit as he's thrown and the Chiefs pick off the weird-ass looking deflection.
2:11 PM - Hunt runs for three, possibly four.
2:11 PM - Hunt gets stopped a yard shy of the first down marker.
2:26 PM - Sorry, I had to take a huge shit just then. It's now 16-0 Kansas City, which means the Chiefs probably kicked a field goal or something.
2:27 PM - Minute left in the half. Third and five for K.C. McDonald hauls it in for a first down.
2:28 PM - The deep shot to Kelce on first down is no good.
2:28 PM - Smith is sacked by Irvin AGAIN. And that runs the clock down to halftime.
2:29 PM - Chiefs lead 16-0 heading into the third quarter. Time to walk a puppy and I'll see you in a couple of minutes.
2:43 PM - K.C. gets the ball back to begin the third quarter. Hunt gets plugged up at the line of scrimmage.
2:43 PM - Kelce takes it to the K.C. 46 - a 20-yard catch and run.
2:44 PM - Hill gets eight, maybe nine on a pass.
2:45 PM - Hunt with an eight-yard run.
2:46 PM - Hunt with another first down run - an 11-yard gain.
2:46 PM - The first down pass is incomplete.
2:46 PM - Kelce spins for five.
2:47 PM - At the OAK 23. Harris can't hold on to the end zone shot. Fourth down for the Chiefs coming up.
2:48 PM - The field goal is good. It's 19-0, Kansas City.
2:51 PM - Oakland takes over at their own 25. Derek Carr only has 31 yards passing on the day.
2:52 PM - Crabtree with a two-yard reception.
2:53 PM - Second and eight. Patterson gets hit right at the line.
2:54 PM - Third and nine. A flag is down. False start against the Raiders puts them back five more yards.
2:55 PM - Third and 14. Carr under pressure. He gets chased around in the backfield, and the pass to Holton is out of bounds. Time to punt.
2:58 PM - No dice on the first down pass to Kelce.
2:59 PM - Chiefs at their own 32. Kelce hauls it in for 16.
3:00 PM - K.C. with a two-yard gain.
3:00 PM - Second and eight. Hunt gets three on the run.
3:00 PM - Third and five. Smith overshoots his receiver. K.C. must punt for the first time today.
3:01 PM - Richard fair catches it at the OAK 10.
3:04 PM - ...the Raiders fumble the ball and K.C. goddamn recovers it at the OAK 20.
3:05 PM - That was Johny Holton with the giveaway. Fuck him right in the ass.
3:05 PM - And Karl Joseph turns around and INTERCEPTS ALEX SMITH. The fuck.
3:08 PM - First and ten at the OAK 10. Lynch runs for three. Flags are down. It's holding against the Raiders.
3:09 PM - Weird, they're playing Stone Cold's WWF music. First and 14. Patterson juggles it and the ball falls incomplete.
3:10 PM - Second and 14. The pass is underthrown to Crabtree.
3:11 PM - Third and 14. Oakland calls a timeout.
3:11 PM - The shuttle pass to Washington is no good.
3:12 PM - Marquette King out to punt. Hill goes out of bounds at the OAK 40.
3:13 PM - Hunt with a seven yard run.
3:13 PM - Hunt with another big run. He takes it down to the OAK 13.
3:14 PM - Hunt goes down right at the line.
3:15 PM - And Charcandrick West churns 13 yards for a touchdown run.
3:16 PM - The XP is good. Kansas City leads it, 26-0.
3:18 PM - Crabtree with a 13-yard catch and run.
3:18 PM - Crabtree with nine yards. The Raiders are at midfield.
3:19 PM - Incomplete to Crabtree on a deep pass.
3:19 PM - And there's a five yard illegal shift penalty against Oakland.
3:20 PM - Second and six. Lynch gets four.
3:20 PM - Third and two. Patterson converts with a seven yard pick-up.
3:21 PM - Carr tries to scramble and he gets sacked.
3:21 PM - Second and 10. And Walford drops the first down gain after a big hit.
3:22 PM - Both Walford and the defender are down.
3:23 PM - Third and 10. And Carr tries to scramble and gets sacked again.
3:24 PM - And that's the end of the third.
3:27 PM - Raiders punt. The ball rolls into the end zone, so that'll put K.C. at their own 25.
3:28 PM - Now Keith McGill is hurt. Fuck this fuckin' game, for fuck's sake.
3:29 PM - Hunt has a 16 yard run.
3:30 PM - Hunt is hit after a three yard gain.
3:30 PM - Wilson gets some good blocking and converts for the first.
3:30 PM - Hunt runs it up for the gut for three.
3:31 PM - Hunt gets maybe two yards on the run.
3:31 PM - The deep pass to Wilson is incomplete. Fourth down coming up.
3:32 PM - The Raiders almost block the punt. The Raiders should have great field position on their next drive.
3:35 PM - Lynch gets three on the pass.
3:36 PM - Second and 7. Incomplete to Crabtree.
3:36 PM - Third and 7. And Cook reels it in to move the sticks. An 18-yard gain.
3:37 PM - Cook with a 14-yard catch.
3:38 PM - And Washington comes close to running for a first down on a broken play.
3:38 PM - And they DO give him the first down. And there's Lynch with a 21 yard touchdown run. Giorgio's XP is good.
3:40 PM - It's now 26-7, Chiefs, with 8:35 left in the fourth.
3:41 PM - And the ball comes loose on the Chiefs' return. And the Raiders may have recovered.
3:44 PM - The Chiefs maintain position after the referees convene. Now Del Rio has dropped the challenge flag.
3:46 PM - Oh shit, the Raiders get the ball back at the KC 43. The pass to Cook is incomplete. But flags are down.
3:47 PM - Pass interference against Kansas City. Crabtree takes the ball all the way down to the KC 5. But a flag is down. It's holding against Crabtree.
3:48 PM - First and 20. Lynch gets hit hard behind the line.
3:49 PM - Second and 20. Crabtree with a 13 yard pick up.
3:50 PM - Third and seven. And Patterson can't hold on to it down the sideline.
3:51 PM - The Raiders are going for it on fourth and seven. The Chiefs call a timeout.
3:52 PM - TOUCHDOWN JARED COOK! A 30-yard plus reception!
3:53 PM - Raiders are going for two. And Crabtree hauls it in!
3:53 PM - It's now 26-15, Kansas City with about seven minutes left to play in regulation.
3:56 PM - Thomas goes out of bounds around the KC 25.
3:57 PM - Hunt gets two on the run.
3:57 PM - Second and eight. Hunt with three yards on the run.
3:58 PM - Third and five. And Albert Wilson gets seven yards to move the sticks.
3:59 PM - Hunt hit around the line. Flags are down.
4:00 PM - Holding against the Chiefs puts them back 10 yards.
4:00 PM - First and 20. Hunt runs for four.
4:00 PM - Second and 16. Hunt runs for seven, but the Chiefs get hit with ANOTHER holding penalty.
4:01 PM - Second and 26. West with four, maybe five yards.
4:02 PM - Third and 21. West is dropped way behind the line. The Raiders call a timeout as the Chiefs come out to punt.
4:03 PM - Richard fair catches it around the Raiders' 10.
4:04 PM - Roberts takes it to the OAK 19. That's a seven yard gain.
4:05 PM - Crabtree converts.
4:05 PM - And that's the two-minute warning.
4:08 PM - Crabtree gets six yards.
4:08 PM - Second and four. Roberts reels it in for 11 and steps out of bounds.
4:09 PM - Cook with seven.
4:10 PM - Second and three. It's incomplete.
4:11 PM - Third and three around midfield. Fifty six minutes left in the game.
4:11 PM - Crabtree gets eight and steps out of bounds.
4:11 PM - False start call against the Raiders pushes them back five yards.
4:12 PM - First and 15. Holton gets 10 and goes out of bounds.
4:12 PM - Second and five. And the deep pass is intercepted by Kansas City.
4:13 PM - The Chiefs take a knee and run out the clock.
4:14 PM - Our final score from Kansas City? Chiefs 26, Raiders 15.
4:15 PM - All I can say is - fuck football. Fuck it right in its big leathery asshole.
Sunday, November 26, 2017
LIVE Play-By-Play Coverage from Week 12's Raiders vs. Broncos Game!
This Week's Episode:
"Win or GTFO"
By: Jimbo X
JimboXAmerican@gmail.com
@JimboX
It's that time of year again, folks! As is the tradition here at The Internet Is In America, we're going to do our damnedest to give you LIVE play-by-play coverage of every single Oakland Raiders game of the season, including this afternoon's home stand against Denver. Join us LIVE on Sunday, Nov. 26 for our patented possession-by-possession coverage of week 12's Raiders vs. Broncos game, with the festivities beginning at 4 p.m. Eastern time. There'll be updates every commercial break, so be sure to bookmark this shit prior to kickoff. And, as always, do us and yourselves a kindness and let all your fellow Raiders fans know what we're up to by posting links to our coverage on your social media pages. Hey, we're all in this together, remember (#SilverAndBlackLivesMatter)
1:49 PM - Alright, you fucks, kickoff is at 4:25 PM Eastern
1:49 PM - The Raiders head into this game 4-6 while the Broncos are 3-7.
1:49 PM - Raiders cornerback David Amerson is STILL out of action. The following players are listed as questionable for Oakland: linebacker Cory James, guard Gabe Jackson, and wide receivers Johny Holton and Cordarrelle Patterson.
1:50 PM - And on the other side of the field, here's the injury report for the Broncos: defensive end Adam Gotsis, defensive tackle Domato Peko, tight end Jeff Heurman, linebacker Shane Ray and receiver Emmanuel Sanders are all listed as questionable.
1:51 PM - The over/under is set at 41 and Vegas has the Raiders as -3.5 favorites.
1:52 PM - The relevant offensive and defensive stats are below:
1:53 PM - ESPN'S Football Power Index gives Oakland a 70.4 percent chance to win today's ball game. Alas, the Raiders haven't exactly been stellar at home - defending their turf (which includes last week's "home game" in Mexico City), Oakland is 2-3. However, it's still better than the Broncos' away record - they're 0-4 on the season outside of the state of Colorado.
1:54 PM - I'll be back around 4 p.m. See you then, kids.
4:05 PM - Alright, kickoff will be in just a couple of minutes. Amazingly, the Raiders can pull within one game of the Kansas City Chiefs by chalking up a W this afternoon, following K.C. dropping their 1 p.m. game against Buffalo 16-10.
4:12 PM - Update: all of the Raiders players listed as questionable earlier this afternoon WILL play. Amerson, however, is still going to be sidelined.
4:13 PM - Of course, the big story in this game is Paxton Lynch's debut for Denver. It's not like he can play any worse than the guys who have been starting - I mean, the Broncos aren't on a six game losing streak for nothing.
4:17 PM - Oh, and I wouldn't be betting on this one: both teams this season have been TERRIBLE against the spread. The Raiders are 3-6-1 while the Broncos are 2-7-1.
4:27 PM - Raiders get the ball first.
4:28 PM - Third and four for Oakland already. Incomplete to Roberts. Time to punt.
4:29 PM - The Denver return man goes down at his own 20.
4:30 PM - Paxton Lynch up to bat for the first time in his professional career.
4:30 PM - C.J. Anderson runs for four.
4:30 PM - Vanderdoes hits the ball carrier right at the line.
4:31 PM - Third and five. And Lynch overshoots his receiver. Broncos have to punt.
4:32 PM - Jalen Richard the returner. The ball rolls out of bounds somewhere around the 30.
4:34 PM - Lynch runs for four.
4:35 PM - Second and six. Chris Harris of the Broncos is walking off the field.
4:36 PM - Lynch runs it up the gut for four. Holy shit, Michael Crabtree just Bill Goldberg slammed Aqib Talib down the sideline and now they're having an honest to goodness fist fight on the field.
4:39 PM - We've got dueling brawls on TWO spots on the field. Like, punches and shit are getting thrown for real. Crabtree and Talib are both thrown out of the game. And Gabe Jackson is tossed for running into a referee.
4:41 PM - Chris Harris is back in the game. And Roberts hauls in a 20-yard pick up on third and 15.
4:42 PM - Washington runs for two, maybe three.
4:43 PM - Lynch runs for about seven.
4:43 PM - Third and one. Lynch gets driven behind the line. Time to punt.
4:47 PM - Broncos take over around their own 20. Janovich runs for about 20 yards. A flag is down. It's holding against Denver.
4:48 PM - First and 20. This is like The Longest Yard or Blitz: The League in real life. Nobody can play football worth a fuck, but at least they know how to fight like motherfuckers.
4:49 PM - Third and 12. The blitz is on and Lynch just dumps it off behind the line of scrimmage.
4:50 PM - Shit, I haven't even brought up the fact Bill Musgrave (the Raiders O.C. last year) is calling the shots for the Broncos' O this week.
4:51 PM - Looks like the Raiders will take over damn near around midfield on their next possession.
4:52 PM - Lynch hit behind the line. A flag is down - roughing the passer against Denver.
4:54 PM - Derek Wolfe is out for the remainder of the game for Denver. Lynch goes down behind the line again.
4:55 PM - Second and 11. Lynch hit behind the line, again.
4:55 PM - Third and 13. And Carr gets sacked.
4:56 PM - King out to punt again. Denver's return man fair catches it at his own 8.
5:00 PM - Booker runs for four.
5:01 PM - Second and six. Lynch runs to move the chains. Paxton Lynch, that is. Not Marshawn.
5:01 PM - Paxton has the worst mustache you've ever seen in your life, by the way. The back gets three on the first down run.
5:01 PM - Mack bats down the pass.
5:01 PM - John Pagano is the new D.C. for the Raiders, remember. Third and seven.
5:02 PM - Flag is down. Delay of game against Denver.
5:03 PM - Third and 12. Lynch scrambles, but he goes down well short of the first down marker. A flag is down. It's against the Broncos. The Raiders decline.
5:04 PM - Broncos punt. It was nearly blocked. The ball rolls into the OAK 30.
5:04 PM - Lynch runs for about a yard.
5:05 PM - Second and nine. Carr fumbles and Denver recovers.
5:06 PM - Broncos take over at the OAK 25.
5:07 PM - Second and six. Thomas gains a yard and that's the end of the first quarter.
5:10 PM - It's a 20-yard touchdown pass to Booker. But the play is being reviewed.
5:11 PM - Never mind. He was down by contact at the one, the refs say.
5:12 PM - First and goal for Denver. The Raiders D stuffs him at the line.
5:13 PM - Second and goal. AND BOWMAN INTERCEPTS IT IN THE END ZONE! FINALLY, OAKLAND HAS AN INT ON THE YEAR!
5:14 PM - The play, however, is being reviewed. He caught that motherfucker flat on his back, too. OK, it's an INT, officially.
5:15 PM - Second and five. Washington gets 11 and a new set of downs.
5:16 PM - Lynch runs for two.
5:16 PM - Second and eight. Lynch hauls in a 20-yard pass to take it past midfield.
5:17 PM - 15-yard penalty against the Broncos for face-masking.
5:18 PM - Oakland is at the DEN 25. Lee Smith picks up 13 yards for a new set of downs.
5:19 PM - Richard takes it to the DEN 4. An eight yard gain.
5:20 PM - Flag is down. False start against Newhouse pushes the Raiders back five yards.
5:21 PM - Second and seven. TOUCHDOWN AMARI COOPER!
5:21 PM - Giorgio's PAT is good. Raiders lead it 7-0.
4:05 PM - Alright, kickoff will be in just a couple of minutes. Amazingly, the Raiders can pull within one game of the Kansas City Chiefs by chalking up a W this afternoon, following K.C. dropping their 1 p.m. game against Buffalo 16-10.
4:12 PM - Update: all of the Raiders players listed as questionable earlier this afternoon WILL play. Amerson, however, is still going to be sidelined.
4:13 PM - Of course, the big story in this game is Paxton Lynch's debut for Denver. It's not like he can play any worse than the guys who have been starting - I mean, the Broncos aren't on a six game losing streak for nothing.
4:17 PM - Oh, and I wouldn't be betting on this one: both teams this season have been TERRIBLE against the spread. The Raiders are 3-6-1 while the Broncos are 2-7-1.
4:27 PM - Raiders get the ball first.
4:28 PM - Third and four for Oakland already. Incomplete to Roberts. Time to punt.
4:29 PM - The Denver return man goes down at his own 20.
4:30 PM - Paxton Lynch up to bat for the first time in his professional career.
4:30 PM - C.J. Anderson runs for four.
4:30 PM - Vanderdoes hits the ball carrier right at the line.
4:31 PM - Third and five. And Lynch overshoots his receiver. Broncos have to punt.
4:32 PM - Jalen Richard the returner. The ball rolls out of bounds somewhere around the 30.
4:34 PM - Lynch runs for four.
4:35 PM - Second and six. Chris Harris of the Broncos is walking off the field.
4:36 PM - Lynch runs it up the gut for four. Holy shit, Michael Crabtree just Bill Goldberg slammed Aqib Talib down the sideline and now they're having an honest to goodness fist fight on the field.
4:39 PM - We've got dueling brawls on TWO spots on the field. Like, punches and shit are getting thrown for real. Crabtree and Talib are both thrown out of the game. And Gabe Jackson is tossed for running into a referee.
4:41 PM - Chris Harris is back in the game. And Roberts hauls in a 20-yard pick up on third and 15.
4:42 PM - Washington runs for two, maybe three.
4:43 PM - Lynch runs for about seven.
4:43 PM - Third and one. Lynch gets driven behind the line. Time to punt.
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| Well, it may have taken a year, but he FINALLY got revenge on Aqib Talib for stealing his gold chain. |
4:47 PM - Broncos take over around their own 20. Janovich runs for about 20 yards. A flag is down. It's holding against Denver.
4:48 PM - First and 20. This is like The Longest Yard or Blitz: The League in real life. Nobody can play football worth a fuck, but at least they know how to fight like motherfuckers.
4:49 PM - Third and 12. The blitz is on and Lynch just dumps it off behind the line of scrimmage.
4:50 PM - Shit, I haven't even brought up the fact Bill Musgrave (the Raiders O.C. last year) is calling the shots for the Broncos' O this week.
4:51 PM - Looks like the Raiders will take over damn near around midfield on their next possession.
4:52 PM - Lynch hit behind the line. A flag is down - roughing the passer against Denver.
4:54 PM - Derek Wolfe is out for the remainder of the game for Denver. Lynch goes down behind the line again.
4:55 PM - Second and 11. Lynch hit behind the line, again.
4:55 PM - Third and 13. And Carr gets sacked.
4:56 PM - King out to punt again. Denver's return man fair catches it at his own 8.
5:00 PM - Booker runs for four.
5:01 PM - Second and six. Lynch runs to move the chains. Paxton Lynch, that is. Not Marshawn.
5:01 PM - Paxton has the worst mustache you've ever seen in your life, by the way. The back gets three on the first down run.
5:01 PM - Mack bats down the pass.
5:01 PM - John Pagano is the new D.C. for the Raiders, remember. Third and seven.
5:02 PM - Flag is down. Delay of game against Denver.
5:03 PM - Third and 12. Lynch scrambles, but he goes down well short of the first down marker. A flag is down. It's against the Broncos. The Raiders decline.
5:04 PM - Broncos punt. It was nearly blocked. The ball rolls into the OAK 30.
5:04 PM - Lynch runs for about a yard.
5:05 PM - Second and nine. Carr fumbles and Denver recovers.
5:06 PM - Broncos take over at the OAK 25.
5:07 PM - Second and six. Thomas gains a yard and that's the end of the first quarter.
5:10 PM - It's a 20-yard touchdown pass to Booker. But the play is being reviewed.
5:11 PM - Never mind. He was down by contact at the one, the refs say.
5:12 PM - First and goal for Denver. The Raiders D stuffs him at the line.
5:13 PM - Second and goal. AND BOWMAN INTERCEPTS IT IN THE END ZONE! FINALLY, OAKLAND HAS AN INT ON THE YEAR!
5:14 PM - The play, however, is being reviewed. He caught that motherfucker flat on his back, too. OK, it's an INT, officially.
5:15 PM - Second and five. Washington gets 11 and a new set of downs.
5:16 PM - Lynch runs for two.
5:16 PM - Second and eight. Lynch hauls in a 20-yard pass to take it past midfield.
5:17 PM - 15-yard penalty against the Broncos for face-masking.
5:18 PM - Oakland is at the DEN 25. Lee Smith picks up 13 yards for a new set of downs.
5:19 PM - Richard takes it to the DEN 4. An eight yard gain.
5:20 PM - Flag is down. False start against Newhouse pushes the Raiders back five yards.
5:21 PM - Second and seven. TOUCHDOWN AMARI COOPER!
5:21 PM - Giorgio's PAT is good. Raiders lead it 7-0.
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| Amari Cooper, seen here in a rare instance of the talented receiver actually holding on to the ball. |
5:25 PM - Broncos take over at their own 25. Anderson runs for one.
5:26 PM - Second and nine. Thomas gets a four yard gain before going down.
5:26 PM - Third and five. AUTRY WITH THE SACK!
5:27 PM - Broncos gotta' punt. Richard goes down right around midfield.
5:30 PM - Roberts reels it in for six.
5:31 PM - Second and four. Lynch runs for what looks like three yards.
5:31 PM - Never mind, it was enough to move the sticks. Richard runs it right up the middle for nine yards.
5:32 PM - Second and one. Lynch gets more than enough to move the chains. A flag is down.
5:33 PM - It's a five yard penalty against Denver.
5:33 PM - The Raiders call a timeout.
5:34 PM - Cooper got a helmet to shoulder shot. He is still down.
5:35 PM - Denver gets hit with a 15-yard penalty. Commercial break for the injury.
5:38 PM - Cooper is walking back to the locker room.
5:38 PM - Lynch runs it down to the DEN 4.
5:39 PM - Second and three. Patterson can't hold on to the ball in the end zone, but flags are EVERYWHERE.
5:40 PM - Raiders get a first and goal at the DEN 1.
5:40 PM - TOUCHDOWN JARED COOK! Oh fuck, now the play is being reviewed.
5:42 PM - The call is reversed. That makes it second and goal for Oakland.
5:43 PM - Lynch gets half a yard on the run.
5:44 PM - Third and goal. AND LYNCH RUMBLES IN FOR THE SCOR!
5:45 PM - Giorgio's kick is good. The Raiders extend their lead, 14-0.
5:47 PM - Broncos take over around their own 25.
5:48 PM - Second and 10. Almost intercepted by Sean Smith.
5:48 PM - Yep, it's a three and out for Denver.
5:51 PM - And there's the two-minute warning.
5:53 PM - Second and 10 for the Raiders. Washington takes it into Denver territory with a 15 yard run.
5:54 PM - Washington gets a yard.
5:54 PM - The pass to Paterson is almost picked off.
5:55 PM - Third and nine. Washington takes it to the DEN 42.
5:56 PM - Denver calls a timeout. Fifty seconds left in the half.
5:57 PM - King is out to punt.
5:58 PM - And Patterson downs the ball at the DEN 1.
5:58 PM - Second and six. Doesn't look like Denver will have enough time to run another play.
5:58 PM - And there's the half. Raiders head into halftime with a 14-0 lead. Time to walk a puppy. See you in about 20 kids.
6:13 PM - The Broncos get the ball back to begin the third quarter.
6:13 PM - Booker gets a gain of four.
6:14 PM - Second and seven. Booker goes down at the line.
6:14 PM - Third and seven. Sanders reels in the first down pass.
6:15 PM - Paxton fumbles the ball and has to hop on it behind the line. A six yard loss.
6:16 PM - Second and 14. Booker wrapped up after a gain of two yards.
6:16 PM - Third and 12. AUTRY SACKS PAXTON AGAIN!
6:17 PM - Broncos have to punt. Richard goes down around the OAK 30.
6:19 PM - Marshawn runs for about two.
6:20 PM - Second and eight. Obvious false start against Denver.
6:21 PM - Second and three for the Raiders. Lynch easily gets enough to move the sticks.
6:22 PM - Patterson with about eight yards on a sweep. Flags are down.
6:23 PM - Ten yard holding penalty against the Raiders.
6:23 PM - First and 14. Holton gets four on the catch.
6:24 PM - Second and 10. Lynch goes nowhere on the run.
6:24 PM - Third and 10. The Raiders call a timeout.
6:28 PM - HOLTON WITH A 48-YARD RECEPTION DOWN TO THE DEN 6!
6:28 PM - TOUCHDOWN JALEN RICHARD! A SIX-YARD RECEPTION INTO THE END ZONE!
6:29 PM - Girogio's PAT is good. Denver gets hit with a running into the kicker penalty. It's 21-0, Raiders.
6:32 PM - Booker goes down at the DEN 10 on the ensuing kickoff.
6:33 PM - Second and seven. Thomas gets five on the catch.
6:34 PM - Third and two. Looks like the receiver was about a yard shy. And oh shit, Paxton is DOWN.
6:35 PM - Trevor Siemian is coming into the game. Fourth and less than a length of the football. Now the Broncos are challenging the spot of the ball.
6:38 PM - The call stands. The Broncos punt.
6:39 PM - The Raiders down it around their own 35.
6:41 PM - Lynch runs for three.
6:42 PM - Second and seven. Lynch rumbles for about five. Third and one coming up.
6:43 PM - Lynch goes down in the backfield. King out to punt.
6:44 PM - The Denver return man downs it at the DEN 6.
6:45 PM - Siemian tosses it to the man on the moon.
6:45 PM - Second and 10. The pass to Thomas is no good - Nelson almost intercepted it.
6:46 PM - Third and 10. Sanders is swallowed up right at the line.
6:47 PM - Richard runs out of bounds around the OAK 43. The Raiders get hit with a ten-yard penalty.
6:47 PM - Patterson picks up 12 on the first down pass.
6:48 PM - Lynch runs for three.
6:49 PM - And Lynch has enough to move the sticks.
6:49 PM - But it's negated by a holding call against the Raiders.
6:50 PM - Second and 18. Washington gets five on a screen. And that's the end of the third quarter.
6:53 PM - Richard about five yards short of the first down marker. Time to punt.
6:54 PM - The Broncos fair catch it at their own 7.
6:54 PM - Incomplete on first down.
6:55 PM - Smith has a 17-yard catch and run to move the sticks.
6:56 PM - Nelson drags down Siemian after a four yard run.
6:57 PM - Second and six. Traylor with a 33 yard catch and run.
6:57 PM - Booker runs it up the gut for four.
6:58 PM - No huddle. Fowler gets eight.
6:58 PM - Denver at the OAK 30. Fowler with two, possible three yards.
6:58 PM - Second and six. Trevor's deep shot to the end zone is WAY overthrown.
6:59 PM - Third and six. Deflected, and the pass is incomplete.
7:00 PM - Broncos going for it on fourth and six. And Lattimer hauls it in for a touchdown.
7:01 PM - That one was a 25-yard pass. The PAT is good. It's 21-7, Oakland.
7:04 PM - The Raiders recover the onside kick at the DEN 48.
7:05 PM - Lynch hit behind the line for a four-yard loss.
7:06 PM - Second and 13. Cook gets about two and it is starting to rain pretty hard.
7:06 PM - Third and 11. LYNCH WITH A 23 YARD CATCH AND RUN!
7:07 PM - Lynch runs for about four.
7:08 PM - Second and seven. And that'll be another first down run for Lynch.
7:08 PM - Flags down. False start against the Raiders puts them back five.
7:09 PM - First and 15 at the DEN 20. Cook drops the pass.
7:10 PM - Second and 15. Lynch gets three yards. More flags.
7:11 PM - An illegal formation call against the Raiders.
7:11 PM - Denver declines the penalty, so it's now third and 15.
7:12 PM - Cook can't haul it in in the end zone.
7:13 PM - Here comes Giorgio for a field goal attempt. The 35-yarder is no good.
7:15 PM - Denver gets the ball back at their own 17.
7:16 PM - Sanders drops the pass.
7:16 PM - Siemian scrambles and slides for about six.
7:17 PM - Third and five. Thomas converts.
7:17 PM - Incomplete to Thomas.
7:18 PM - Second and 10. The back is hit behind the line.
7:19 PM - Third and 10. The Broncos get a 12 yard pick-up.
7:20 PM - MACK SACKS SIEMIAN BACK TO THE 40!
7:20 PM - Second and 17. The pass is incomplete. But flags are everywhere.
7:20 PM - Pass interference call against the Raiders.
7:21 PM - Denver has it at midfield. Incomplete to Lattimer.
7:21 PM - Lattimer goes out of bounds at the OAK 37.
7:22 PM - Third and two. Lattimer holds on to it to make the first down conversion.
7:23 PM - Incomplete downfield, intended for Traylor.
7:23 PM - And it's a touchdown strike to Fowler. A 22-yard TD pass.
7:24 PM - The XP is good. It's 21-14, Raiders with 2:39 left in the fourth.
7:27 PM - Patterson goes down at the OAK 13.
7:28 PM - Lynch is driven backwards. The Broncos take a timeout.
7:28 PM - Second and 14. Lynch gets five. Denver takes their final timeout.
7:29 PM - Third and eight. Olwale is in the backfield.
7:30 PM - PATTERSON WITH A 54 YARD CATCH AND RUN TO PUT THE GAME AWAY!
7:33 PM - Derek Carr in the victory formation already.
7:34 PM - And that's the ball game kids. The Raiders hold on to the 21-14 victory and improve to 5-6 on the year - which, yes, means they are just one game behind the first place Kansas City Chiefs heading into the final month of the regular season.
7:35 Pm - Get ready folks - it's going to be one crazy ass December.
5:26 PM - Second and nine. Thomas gets a four yard gain before going down.
5:26 PM - Third and five. AUTRY WITH THE SACK!
5:27 PM - Broncos gotta' punt. Richard goes down right around midfield.
5:30 PM - Roberts reels it in for six.
5:31 PM - Second and four. Lynch runs for what looks like three yards.
5:31 PM - Never mind, it was enough to move the sticks. Richard runs it right up the middle for nine yards.
5:32 PM - Second and one. Lynch gets more than enough to move the chains. A flag is down.
5:33 PM - It's a five yard penalty against Denver.
5:33 PM - The Raiders call a timeout.
5:34 PM - Cooper got a helmet to shoulder shot. He is still down.
5:35 PM - Denver gets hit with a 15-yard penalty. Commercial break for the injury.
5:38 PM - Cooper is walking back to the locker room.
5:38 PM - Lynch runs it down to the DEN 4.
5:39 PM - Second and three. Patterson can't hold on to the ball in the end zone, but flags are EVERYWHERE.
5:40 PM - Raiders get a first and goal at the DEN 1.
5:40 PM - TOUCHDOWN JARED COOK! Oh fuck, now the play is being reviewed.
5:42 PM - The call is reversed. That makes it second and goal for Oakland.
5:43 PM - Lynch gets half a yard on the run.
5:44 PM - Third and goal. AND LYNCH RUMBLES IN FOR THE SCOR!
5:45 PM - Giorgio's kick is good. The Raiders extend their lead, 14-0.
5:47 PM - Broncos take over around their own 25.
5:48 PM - Second and 10. Almost intercepted by Sean Smith.
5:48 PM - Yep, it's a three and out for Denver.
5:51 PM - And there's the two-minute warning.
5:53 PM - Second and 10 for the Raiders. Washington takes it into Denver territory with a 15 yard run.
5:54 PM - Washington gets a yard.
5:54 PM - The pass to Paterson is almost picked off.
5:55 PM - Third and nine. Washington takes it to the DEN 42.
5:56 PM - Denver calls a timeout. Fifty seconds left in the half.
5:57 PM - King is out to punt.
5:58 PM - And Patterson downs the ball at the DEN 1.
5:58 PM - Second and six. Doesn't look like Denver will have enough time to run another play.
5:58 PM - And there's the half. Raiders head into halftime with a 14-0 lead. Time to walk a puppy. See you in about 20 kids.
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| No wonder Denver can't score. Their new QB is spending half the game cruising Grindr! |
6:13 PM - Booker gets a gain of four.
6:14 PM - Second and seven. Booker goes down at the line.
6:14 PM - Third and seven. Sanders reels in the first down pass.
6:15 PM - Paxton fumbles the ball and has to hop on it behind the line. A six yard loss.
6:16 PM - Second and 14. Booker wrapped up after a gain of two yards.
6:16 PM - Third and 12. AUTRY SACKS PAXTON AGAIN!
6:17 PM - Broncos have to punt. Richard goes down around the OAK 30.
6:19 PM - Marshawn runs for about two.
6:20 PM - Second and eight. Obvious false start against Denver.
6:21 PM - Second and three for the Raiders. Lynch easily gets enough to move the sticks.
6:22 PM - Patterson with about eight yards on a sweep. Flags are down.
6:23 PM - Ten yard holding penalty against the Raiders.
6:23 PM - First and 14. Holton gets four on the catch.
6:24 PM - Second and 10. Lynch goes nowhere on the run.
6:24 PM - Third and 10. The Raiders call a timeout.
6:28 PM - HOLTON WITH A 48-YARD RECEPTION DOWN TO THE DEN 6!
6:28 PM - TOUCHDOWN JALEN RICHARD! A SIX-YARD RECEPTION INTO THE END ZONE!
6:29 PM - Girogio's PAT is good. Denver gets hit with a running into the kicker penalty. It's 21-0, Raiders.
6:32 PM - Booker goes down at the DEN 10 on the ensuing kickoff.
6:33 PM - Second and seven. Thomas gets five on the catch.
6:34 PM - Third and two. Looks like the receiver was about a yard shy. And oh shit, Paxton is DOWN.
6:35 PM - Trevor Siemian is coming into the game. Fourth and less than a length of the football. Now the Broncos are challenging the spot of the ball.
6:38 PM - The call stands. The Broncos punt.
6:39 PM - The Raiders down it around their own 35.
6:41 PM - Lynch runs for three.
6:42 PM - Second and seven. Lynch rumbles for about five. Third and one coming up.
6:43 PM - Lynch goes down in the backfield. King out to punt.
6:44 PM - The Denver return man downs it at the DEN 6.
6:45 PM - Siemian tosses it to the man on the moon.
6:45 PM - Second and 10. The pass to Thomas is no good - Nelson almost intercepted it.
6:46 PM - Third and 10. Sanders is swallowed up right at the line.
6:47 PM - Richard runs out of bounds around the OAK 43. The Raiders get hit with a ten-yard penalty.
6:47 PM - Patterson picks up 12 on the first down pass.
6:48 PM - Lynch runs for three.
6:49 PM - And Lynch has enough to move the sticks.
6:49 PM - But it's negated by a holding call against the Raiders.
6:50 PM - Second and 18. Washington gets five on a screen. And that's the end of the third quarter.
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| Oh, hell son. You about to become the first person in history to ever get memed to death. |
6:53 PM - Richard about five yards short of the first down marker. Time to punt.
6:54 PM - The Broncos fair catch it at their own 7.
6:54 PM - Incomplete on first down.
6:55 PM - Smith has a 17-yard catch and run to move the sticks.
6:56 PM - Nelson drags down Siemian after a four yard run.
6:57 PM - Second and six. Traylor with a 33 yard catch and run.
6:57 PM - Booker runs it up the gut for four.
6:58 PM - No huddle. Fowler gets eight.
6:58 PM - Denver at the OAK 30. Fowler with two, possible three yards.
6:58 PM - Second and six. Trevor's deep shot to the end zone is WAY overthrown.
6:59 PM - Third and six. Deflected, and the pass is incomplete.
7:00 PM - Broncos going for it on fourth and six. And Lattimer hauls it in for a touchdown.
7:01 PM - That one was a 25-yard pass. The PAT is good. It's 21-7, Oakland.
7:04 PM - The Raiders recover the onside kick at the DEN 48.
7:05 PM - Lynch hit behind the line for a four-yard loss.
7:06 PM - Second and 13. Cook gets about two and it is starting to rain pretty hard.
7:06 PM - Third and 11. LYNCH WITH A 23 YARD CATCH AND RUN!
7:07 PM - Lynch runs for about four.
7:08 PM - Second and seven. And that'll be another first down run for Lynch.
7:08 PM - Flags down. False start against the Raiders puts them back five.
7:09 PM - First and 15 at the DEN 20. Cook drops the pass.
7:10 PM - Second and 15. Lynch gets three yards. More flags.
7:11 PM - An illegal formation call against the Raiders.
7:11 PM - Denver declines the penalty, so it's now third and 15.
7:12 PM - Cook can't haul it in in the end zone.
7:13 PM - Here comes Giorgio for a field goal attempt. The 35-yarder is no good.
7:15 PM - Denver gets the ball back at their own 17.
7:16 PM - Sanders drops the pass.
7:16 PM - Siemian scrambles and slides for about six.
7:17 PM - Third and five. Thomas converts.
7:17 PM - Incomplete to Thomas.
7:18 PM - Second and 10. The back is hit behind the line.
7:19 PM - Third and 10. The Broncos get a 12 yard pick-up.
7:20 PM - MACK SACKS SIEMIAN BACK TO THE 40!
7:20 PM - Second and 17. The pass is incomplete. But flags are everywhere.
7:20 PM - Pass interference call against the Raiders.
7:21 PM - Denver has it at midfield. Incomplete to Lattimer.
7:21 PM - Lattimer goes out of bounds at the OAK 37.
7:22 PM - Third and two. Lattimer holds on to it to make the first down conversion.
7:23 PM - Incomplete downfield, intended for Traylor.
7:23 PM - And it's a touchdown strike to Fowler. A 22-yard TD pass.
7:24 PM - The XP is good. It's 21-14, Raiders with 2:39 left in the fourth.
7:27 PM - Patterson goes down at the OAK 13.
7:28 PM - Lynch is driven backwards. The Broncos take a timeout.
7:28 PM - Second and 14. Lynch gets five. Denver takes their final timeout.
7:29 PM - Third and eight. Olwale is in the backfield.
7:30 PM - PATTERSON WITH A 54 YARD CATCH AND RUN TO PUT THE GAME AWAY!
7:33 PM - Derek Carr in the victory formation already.
7:34 PM - And that's the ball game kids. The Raiders hold on to the 21-14 victory and improve to 5-6 on the year - which, yes, means they are just one game behind the first place Kansas City Chiefs heading into the final month of the regular season.
7:35 Pm - Get ready folks - it's going to be one crazy ass December.
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